So are we just not gonna talk about how the only non-white person on this show was an obnoxious possibly insane homeless man? No? OK then.

The comparisons between movie Sherlock and TV Sherlock are apt because they are the same character. I don't think anyone's opposed to re-imaginings but Holmes's character in the first movie was really dull and it relied too much on RDJ's winking at the camera. Why can't Americans have quality characters too?

But seriously, why is no one investigating the disappearance of the exterminator? And what's with Tate's rampant homophobia? Is it sad that my most burning questions have nothing to do with the main plot of this show?

This would be a lot funnier if it weren't so accurate.

I prefer cranking (It's British therefore classier) until I crymax.

That's going on your tombstone.

No shout out to Evan Peters as Tate? And no shout out to Ben's magical towel that stayed on during that fight? I'm disappointed, Todd.

The scene between Constance and Tate was actually really awesome. More of that please. But I can't tell if I was a happy or sad that Violet wasn't in this episode. There was way too much Hayden tho.

Oh dear, what is Cillian Murphy doing in this movie???

I would so much prefer this movie over the hundredth Superman movie.

If you gave the show a chance, you might find that it's actually really funny despite its hokey premise.

That depressing moment when you know that Kelly is going to be black in the American remake…

I loved Palahniuk's early novels, but it seems like he got caught up in his own schtick right around the time he released Haunted. It's really too bad.

I actually think it's called Sherlock.

That's sort of what I didn't like. I watch Archer purely to laugh; I don't need any drama or social commentary. Archer as a character went from being a semi-likable douchebag to being a malicious asshole. The first season his douchiness came from being totally clueless, but in the second season, he's just manipulative…

Is it just me or was season 2 of Archer not so good? I mean season 1 was great, but I was cringing the whole time watching the second season. (I feel like a bad Archer fan).

No way, Scott. You think 28 Weeks Later is better than 28 Days Later? Why?

Barflamentary, CBS. I can't wait to see Taylor Lautner as Sherlock though.

Just from the clips shown, the music choice seems really off. It seems like the music a 13 year old boy would have chosen if he were directing a movie. Not good.

Quiet, peasant.