He acted his ass off in that movie.

Two movies my dad never forgave me for: Sphere and Unbreakable. At least Unbreakable still holds up for me.

These people that are bitching about this should therefore be bitching about EVERY EPISODE of Modern Family. Half the point and half the jokes on that show are about her hotness and her hot body.

She obviously really wants this story to go away. Turning it into a way bigger story is definitely the way to do that.

I saw the first few minutes of that show, and I do not mean this sarcastically, I am honestly surprised it made it through it's first season. I thought it wouldn't last more than a couple episodes.

Yes, those words make no sense at all. Rappaport is the fucking man.

So… Colbert makes fun of Hannity's show. Hannity responds by saying Colbert shouldn't make fun of terrorism. Sean Hannity has admitted his show is terrorism.

Does Lizzy Caplan get naked in that show?

I drove an hour to go see Snowpiercer, and it was pretty great.

As a Mariners fan, I will always love that movie. A fantasy that will never happen with that classic team. It was supposed to be a disappointing ending, but for me, I finally got to see the Mariners win the pennant.

Didn't he learn his lesson with The Soloist?

Yeah I feel like his comeuppance will have to shadow William H Macy's arrest in the film. I think everyone wants to see him finally show how big of a bitch he is. That is the best part of the movie, is seeing Macy arrested while screaming and crying and sniveling. It seems like that is one of the things the show would…

The only thing I can think of is when he slaps his girlfriends ass (but he was in dentist character) and then Stephen Root asks how she is "in the sack"

I thought there was a lot of truth to her speech, but I have one problem. She is kind of a cute fat girl, as far as fat girls go. She talks about how hard it is to be a fat girl in her 30s, but there are a lot of guys out there that would date a girl like that in real life. I would think being very ugly and fat is…

Modern Family needs to watch The Office wedding episodes. That's how you do it.

One thing I didn't quite get…was Abel trying to get those guards to attack him on purpose? Was he trying to get put into the hospital? He says that the safest place for him is his jail cell, but then pushes the guards to fuck him up so he is not in his cell. He knows Hannibal will come for him, so did he actually want…

Don't be silly. God has just bit the guy's eyeball out.

So should it be set now, or should it be kind of a 90s period piece?

They totally missed a great joke opportunity I thought they were setting up. They start off by having a Harrison Ford movie night, and through the rest of the episode they are fighting over having a work "firewall". I kept waiting for a joke about the awful Harrison Ford thriller Firewall but it never happened!

omg the funniest part to me was the newspaper headlines…"Fountain pooper caught…is he the ass crack bandit?" " Fountain pooper cleared in ass crack bandit case"