Sure does.

I've learned to stop getting upset about Oscar fuck-ups but occasionally they get to me. This is one of those times. It's flabbergasting how non-exploitative his performance was, and yet… nope.

The second half has absolutely no idea whatsoever what it wants to be, but I liked it for the performances alone. Also, it was nice to see mental illness treated so humanely.

John Hawkes was robbed. Wow.

Party Wagon. I was hyped Craig Bartlett got as far as the pilot, but in all honesty it wasn't that good.

Ernie in Love was particularly memorable to me. Super-simplistic (only three speaking roles) but it showcases the adorably large heart Arnold has and really taught a good lesson (be true to who you are).

Mitch sounds drunk. Perhaps we're mistaking his winking eye for a drowsy eye.

Words cannot describe just how unfunny I find Portlandia. I'm going to give it ONE more chance with this premiere, simply based on how many of my friends adore it.

So 5000 out of 5700 will vote Lincoln as best picture and Day-Lewis as best actor, as opposed to all 5700? How the hell will I know I HAVE to see that movie?!

If they could get Tom Arnold on the Rosanne roast, they can get Lewinsky to talk for this.

If they could get Tom Arnold on the Rosanne roast, they can get Lewinsky to talk for this.

The character designs and animation style in those clips reminds me of the Iron Giant.

The character designs and animation style in those clips reminds me of the Iron Giant.

My friends and family have been well aware of my funeral intentions for YEARS. I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life - not a sad affair. They've been to too many sad funerals as it is, I don't want them to have to go through another. I have a funeral party playlist I've been updating for years, I want my…

My friends and family have been well aware of my funeral intentions for YEARS. I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life - not a sad affair. They've been to too many sad funerals as it is, I don't want them to have to go through another. I have a funeral party playlist I've been updating for years, I want my…

As someone who grew up loving pretty much every other superhero BESIDES Superman, even I'm pumped for this.

As someone who grew up loving pretty much every other superhero BESIDES Superman, even I'm pumped for this.

Next month a screening of Zero Dark Thirty is scheduled after Reid was struck by its depiction of "the good which is attainable when public servants put the betterment of the country ahead of short-term political interests AND KICK A LITTLE MOTHER FUCKIN' TERRORIST ASS!"

Next month a screening of Zero Dark Thirty is scheduled after Reid was struck by its depiction of "the good which is attainable when public servants put the betterment of the country ahead of short-term political interests AND KICK A LITTLE MOTHER FUCKIN' TERRORIST ASS!"

While Kendrick Lamar put out the most important album of the year, Lonerism was the most immediate in its magnitude. I knew within the first 15 minutes it was something I'd be listening to until the day I died.