My short attention span caused me to give up halfway through the headline and I interpreted it as "more Scrubs" [TV show] [to air on] TLC [network.]

My biggest laugh was possibly the simplest visual gag of the night - the kids attempting to fill up the water balloons.

My biggest laugh was possibly the simplest visual gag of the night - the kids attempting to fill up the water balloons.

I was hoping South Park was going to go the way of my personal stance: who the hell cares if athletes use performance enhancing drugs? I'm a huge sports fan, so this isn't coming from one of those Negative Nancy types who take pride in forgetting the Super Bowl was on - I legitimately don't mind if they dope.

I was hoping South Park was going to go the way of my personal stance: who the hell cares if athletes use performance enhancing drugs? I'm a huge sports fan, so this isn't coming from one of those Negative Nancy types who take pride in forgetting the Super Bowl was on - I legitimately don't mind if they dope.

That rest stop story! Fuck!

That rest stop story! Fuck!

This is a big fuckin' deal.

This is a big fuckin' deal.

Same here. I never once had anything even vaguely resembling "the talk." I went to a decent public school system that began sex ed in 4th grade - I honestly was fully "educated" about sex (short of having it) by the time I was in 8th grade. Once I was "active" in high school, my parents put two and two together and…

Same here. I never once had anything even vaguely resembling "the talk." I went to a decent public school system that began sex ed in 4th grade - I honestly was fully "educated" about sex (short of having it) by the time I was in 8th grade. Once I was "active" in high school, my parents put two and two together and…

Did my comment get deleted? Really? I didn't say anything remotely threatening or of poor taste. If something as innocuous as my comment can't be said here then what's the point of having comments on this site?

Did my comment get deleted? Really? I didn't say anything remotely threatening or of poor taste. If something as innocuous as my comment can't be said here then what's the point of having comments on this site?

Upon seeing the image above, Dreamworks has optioned a film trilogy entitled "Dog in a Frankenstein Costume."

Upon seeing the image above, Dreamworks has optioned a film trilogy entitled "Dog in a Frankenstein Costume."

I never got into the movies. I enjoy the first one, but I wouldn't say I'm a "fan." The first book, on the other hand, is easily in my top 10 books of all time, hence the reason I said I had no interest in the MOVIE series.

I never got into the movies. I enjoy the first one, but I wouldn't say I'm a "fan." The first book, on the other hand, is easily in my top 10 books of all time, hence the reason I said I had no interest in the MOVIE series.

My cheeks hurt from smiling.

My cheeks hurt from smiling.

If you're really impatient, there's this: