I swear Ryan Gosling is the coolest motherfucker alive. He's an incredible actor, perfectly enigmatic in a time where actors become hated due to overexposure, and, above all, makes straight males like myself question their own sexuality.

If his evening was anything like the Walking Dead, the first drink was absolutely incredible, and the rest were all shitty, muddled together, and repetitive.

If his evening was anything like the Walking Dead, the first drink was absolutely incredible, and the rest were all shitty, muddled together, and repetitive.

New editions of the Scarlet Letter have Emma Stone winking on the cover with the blurb, "Retroactively based on the movie Easy A, which is based on fuck you, buy it!"

New editions of the Scarlet Letter have Emma Stone winking on the cover with the blurb, "Retroactively based on the movie Easy A, which is based on fuck you, buy it!"

Wow, that Clockwork Orange one is awesome. I also really like the Animal Farm one, despite hating that book with every inch of my body.

Wow, that Clockwork Orange one is awesome. I also really like the Animal Farm one, despite hating that book with every inch of my body.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!

You know something, he DID say well a lot!

You know something, he DID say well a lot!

Damn it, I saw that ending coming from a mile away. Am I getting to know this show so well that I know its tricks, or is it just getting too predictable?

Damn it, I saw that ending coming from a mile away. Am I getting to know this show so well that I know its tricks, or is it just getting too predictable?

My friends and I had a discussion a few years back in which we determined that we would be more than happy paying 50 bucks to see Mini KISS live, but would rather be kicked in the balls than see the real thing.

My friends and I had a discussion a few years back in which we determined that we would be more than happy paying 50 bucks to see Mini KISS live, but would rather be kicked in the balls than see the real thing.

I got four tickets to a free showing of this while Danny McBride was on a promotion tour for it. My three friends and I showed up in line an hour or so early, expecting a free laugh (we're all Eastbound fans) and nothing else. When they let the line in the theater the usher denied access due to capacity at my friends…

I got four tickets to a free showing of this while Danny McBride was on a promotion tour for it. My three friends and I showed up in line an hour or so early, expecting a free laugh (we're all Eastbound fans) and nothing else. When they let the line in the theater the usher denied access due to capacity at my friends…

I don't know how they do it, but AC always pulls it off: bewildered disappointment after the first two listens, only to be pulled in and left in shock and awe after all subsequent listens. Already one of the year's best albums. It's not perfect (after ten or so listens "Mercury Man" just isn't doing it for me at all),…

I don't know how they do it, but AC always pulls it off: bewildered disappointment after the first two listens, only to be pulled in and left in shock and awe after all subsequent listens. Already one of the year's best albums. It's not perfect (after ten or so listens "Mercury Man" just isn't doing it for me at all),…

Why is everyone flipping their shit for that Ragu spot? It's not even funny.