Starburns dead, homie.

Starburns dead, homie.

Patton needs a blog or a book, he's really suited to the written word and I think he could do something awesome. I bought a copy of Spin a few months ago just because I happened to notice that he did a short article about a Hasil Atkins concert he went to and it was worth the price of the issue. 

Patton needs a blog or a book, he's really suited to the written word and I think he could do something awesome. I bought a copy of Spin a few months ago just because I happened to notice that he did a short article about a Hasil Atkins concert he went to and it was worth the price of the issue. 

A slutty girl on pills gets gray-area-date-raped.

A slutty girl on pills gets gray-area-date-raped.

How I Met Your Mother totes stole that same premise from KoQ.

How I Met Your Mother totes stole that same premise from KoQ.

Because of that tophat episode I often refer to my penis as my "be-front".

Because of that tophat episode I often refer to my penis as my "be-front".

I never get why more bitter old men don't start hardcore bands. Most guys I know in their 40s-50s are miserable, angry, and hate the entire world around them, and a lot of them listened to punk and hXc as young'uns. Why don't any of them start hardcore bands full of songs about being bitter old cranks? Seems like a…

I never get why more bitter old men don't start hardcore bands. Most guys I know in their 40s-50s are miserable, angry, and hate the entire world around them, and a lot of them listened to punk and hXc as young'uns. Why don't any of them start hardcore bands full of songs about being bitter old cranks? Seems like a…

Pizzamaker or GTFO.

Pizzamaker or GTFO.

I very nearly pooped at my first bear attack. It hit me from behind, so it had just crested the view of my screen, and it was hard to react when my first thought was "is that a fucking bear?"

I very nearly pooped at my first bear attack. It hit me from behind, so it had just crested the view of my screen, and it was hard to react when my first thought was "is that a fucking bear?"

It's sort of weird that even though Louie was the one who got the most attention for doing the DRM-free thing (mainly due to his being the first), he never managed to work out a back end deal where streaming sites or whatever can run it, so I'm not surprised that he's gonna debut this on HBO and get some attention for…

It's sort of weird that even though Louie was the one who got the most attention for doing the DRM-free thing (mainly due to his being the first), he never managed to work out a back end deal where streaming sites or whatever can run it, so I'm not surprised that he's gonna debut this on HBO and get some attention for…

I loved in the episode with F. Murray Abraham as his rich Mexican uncle how he mentioned "well I have this show…". It's like, if we're watching Louie in our universe, what show is Louie on in his universe? Maybe he's still doing Lucky Louie?

I loved in the episode with F. Murray Abraham as his rich Mexican uncle how he mentioned "well I have this show…". It's like, if we're watching Louie in our universe, what show is Louie on in his universe? Maybe he's still doing Lucky Louie?