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So this is where all the smart marks hide on AV Club? How many of you came over here from Scott Keith's blog?

So this is where all the smart marks hide on AV Club? How many of you came over here from Scott Keith's blog?

Not at all, but there's one guy who wrestles in PWG, ROH, and other places named TJ Perkins that reminds me a little bit of a Los Bros bit character or something.

Not at all, but there's one guy who wrestles in PWG, ROH, and other places named TJ Perkins that reminds me a little bit of a Los Bros bit character or something.

Daniel Bryan is one of the greatest wrestlers in the world. Jack Swagger is all hype and imitating Kurt Angle and Steve Williams, and does not warrant paying attention to.

Daniel Bryan is one of the greatest wrestlers in the world. Jack Swagger is all hype and imitating Kurt Angle and Steve Williams, and does not warrant paying attention to.

Things I didn't know about myself until I watched this: I'm less offended at a dog getting scissored by a woman than I am at the idea of a 78 year old man donating $100 million to elect a president when he'll quite possibly be dead before the end of said president's first term. Good to know. 

Things I didn't know about myself until I watched this: I'm less offended at a dog getting scissored by a woman than I am at the idea of a 78 year old man donating $100 million to elect a president when he'll quite possibly be dead before the end of said president's first term. Good to know. 

It'd be fine, woodies are generally pretty safe, the wood is soaked in motor oil so it doesn't rot and can stand up to wet conditions.

It'd be fine, woodies are generally pretty safe, the wood is soaked in motor oil so it doesn't rot and can stand up to wet conditions.

I liked that Louie kind of hinted that they do it to confuse you so you don't think too hard about being tyrannized. But also didn't, so you can get there yourself. Or not. That's what was good about it.

I liked that Louie kind of hinted that they do it to confuse you so you don't think too hard about being tyrannized. But also didn't, so you can get there yourself. Or not. That's what was good about it.

"She's an angel. And I want to drown her in my cum."

"She's an angel. And I want to drown her in my cum."

Fuck yeah, you rock. I remember YouTubing that a while back and not getting anything, I had kinda given up on it.

Fuck yeah, you rock. I remember YouTubing that a while back and not getting anything, I had kinda given up on it.

I used to have this Rockstar Bass Lessons or some such video with Flea, where he was interviewed by River Phoenix (probably like a few weeks before his death). Very cool to just hear them two kind of have a free floating stonery conversation about art, creativity, and energy. Flea wasn't really into the technical end…

I used to have this Rockstar Bass Lessons or some such video with Flea, where he was interviewed by River Phoenix (probably like a few weeks before his death). Very cool to just hear them two kind of have a free floating stonery conversation about art, creativity, and energy. Flea wasn't really into the technical end…

Claypool to me doesn't deserve mention because he just constructs songs to show off his chops on bass, whereas Flea and others do amazing things with the instrument while working it into the framework and melody of their songs. Claypool is just to the bass what Yngwie Malmsteen is to the guitar: all substance, no…