Greg Giraldo was my favorite high school drop out on that show. Yknow, the high school dropout with a degree from Harvard Law.

Greg Giraldo was my favorite high school drop out on that show. Yknow, the high school dropout with a degree from Harvard Law.

A lot of the problem was, Conan was coming off a hot streak in 03 and 04, and it seemed obvious he was going to be the next Tonight Show host. Five years later the moment had passed, and a lot of his young fanbase from five years prior had burned out on him.

A lot of the problem was, Conan was coming off a hot streak in 03 and 04, and it seemed obvious he was going to be the next Tonight Show host. Five years later the moment had passed, and a lot of his young fanbase from five years prior had burned out on him.

Might have been a thing he picked up from porn stars, he hosted the AVN Awards & stuff like that. They don't shake hands due to all the fluids. I've actually seen Ron Jeremy bump elbows with someone.

Might have been a thing he picked up from porn stars, he hosted the AVN Awards & stuff like that. They don't shake hands due to all the fluids. I've actually seen Ron Jeremy bump elbows with someone.

If the last half dozen or so Depp movies haven't proved it, the man has completely forgotten how to act with charisma (21 Jump Street cameo excluded), so I can't imagine him playing a fast talking smart ass would go well nowadays. Stranger things have happened though.

If the last half dozen or so Depp movies haven't proved it, the man has completely forgotten how to act with charisma (21 Jump Street cameo excluded), so I can't imagine him playing a fast talking smart ass would go well nowadays. Stranger things have happened though.

Uhhh……Superbad wasn't in the 80s. You didn't notice all those cellphones?

Uhhh……Superbad wasn't in the 80s. You didn't notice all those cellphones?

Listening to Bon Iver when there isn't snow on the ground is like wearing ski pants in July. Just uncomfortable.

Listening to Bon Iver when there isn't snow on the ground is like wearing ski pants in July. Just uncomfortable.

Streetlight Manifesto? Planet Smashers? Less Than Jake?! Please tell me you left them out just because of the obviousness.

Streetlight Manifesto? Planet Smashers? Less Than Jake?! Please tell me you left them out just because of the obviousness.

Snow Crash should be adapted as a video game, not a movie. Racing in the Metaverse? Sword fights? Using harpoons to latch onto cars and hoverboard around a futuristic LA? Boat to boat warfare and floating around the "neighborhoods" of The Raft like it's GTA? That's like a million awesome games in one.

Snow Crash should be adapted as a video game, not a movie. Racing in the Metaverse? Sword fights? Using harpoons to latch onto cars and hoverboard around a futuristic LA? Boat to boat warfare and floating around the "neighborhoods" of The Raft like it's GTA? That's like a million awesome games in one.

How come The Barbarians were hatin' on long hair when they all have long hair?

How come The Barbarians were hatin' on long hair when they all have long hair?

Why has everyone got such a hard-on for the idea of him having a Southern accent? It says right on the first page of the book that the accents from that particular section of New Orleans sound more like the dialect of Italians in Brooklyn. Certainly Mrs. Reilly and her friend sound like that. I'd imagine if you took…

Why has everyone got such a hard-on for the idea of him having a Southern accent? It says right on the first page of the book that the accents from that particular section of New Orleans sound more like the dialect of Italians in Brooklyn. Certainly Mrs. Reilly and her friend sound like that. I'd imagine if you took…