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Paul Shuster
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I like Justified, but it's basically Coogan's Bluff the series and there's a reason why the star of that movie was having an argument with an empty chair at the Republican convention.

I'm not really a fan of NCIS, but I think it's miles above the CIS with that horrible red haired person.

I'm not really a fan of NCIS, but I think it's miles above the CIS with that horrible red haired person.

"Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is 4-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!"

"Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is 4-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!"

Originally, I thought this season was going to be Sci-Fi horror as opposed to supernatural horror, and then we got Sister Satana (who I love deeply) and that theory went to Hell (literally!).

Originally, I thought this season was going to be Sci-Fi horror as opposed to supernatural horror, and then we got Sister Satana (who I love deeply) and that theory went to Hell (literally!).

On the other hand, I think I could do a pretty good Michael Myers costume if I needed to (though Bloody Face is a bit complex to be done that easily).

On the other hand, I think I could do a pretty good Michael Myers costume if I needed to (though Bloody Face is a bit complex to be done that easily).

"Technically part of the aliens, but I think the mechanical spiderbug deserves its own subcategory."

"Technically part of the aliens, but I think the mechanical spiderbug deserves its own subcategory."

You know I bought "The Postman Always Rings Twice" just because of watching her in AHS.  It introduced me to certain concepts that were quite… exciting.. to my 13 year old self when I first saw it on cable…

You know I bought "The Postman Always Rings Twice" just because of watching her in AHS.  It introduced me to certain concepts that were quite… exciting.. to my 13 year old self when I first saw it on cable…

Like most inmates in mental institutions, she probably did everything she was accused of doing.

Like most inmates in mental institutions, she probably did everything she was accused of doing.

"I mean what do I have to do?  Create some cannibalistic mutants to live in the nearby woods? Oh, wait…"

"I mean what do I have to do?  Create some cannibalistic mutants to live in the nearby woods? Oh, wait…"

Hah, I appreciate that.

Hah, I appreciate that.

I'd argue that the X-Files alien arc did it successfully.