Leaked casting call. The sides were leaked to Kotaku in 2013. The character described as the player is male, with a gravelly voice, and just to quash any doubt, the concept art shows him in a prototype vault suit narrating the War Never Changes speech.

Honestly I really hope it's not Fallout 4, cuz some of the changes (a voiced protagonist? Eww) sound really dumb.

Shot for shot is kind of an exaggeration, especially since hte original was basically written around Jo Brand.

Yeah, the Moratorium is a recent thing. It kicks in with the start of Phase 3, so it applies to Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Captain Marvel, and the Inhumans. According to Feige, the last MCU movie to feature an origin story in the foreseeable future will be Ant-Man. The others will kinda be soft-launched, like…

Yeah, but the point is, the height difference isn't so huge that you couldn't just use forced perspective and extremely minor CGI to make her look 'right'.

Easy answer: make it a tabloid nickname. People know about the Hulk because, well, Avengers happened. She turns up on the cover of the Daily Bugle with a dumb headline like "SHE-HULK LIVES!", and gets called it by strangers and teased about it by friends.

But she doesn't have full-on Hulk powers. She's only 6'7" in the comics.

Look at his IMDB page. He's got vanity credits on everything. I don't doubt that this is just more of that.

There's a moratorium on origin stories at Marvel, actually. If it turns up at all, it'll be like how Guardians of the Galaxy dealt with Quill.

I'd put money on her turning up in the Netflix splinter of the MCU, since it's supposed to ultimately set up The Defenders.

Glover's too old to play Morales, but he could play Parker if they go with Sony's reboot idea.

This show's always been one of my favourites to throw in people's faces when they smugly talk about how bad and unnecessary American remakes are.

The AV Club's encyclopedic knowledge of the finer points of Japanese porn comics will never cease to amaze me.

Does Yaoi cover all gay erotica in manga? I thought it was a particular genre.

Hannibal's probably on its way out, man.

Hannibal Burress, Hari Kondabolu, and Bob Odenkirk deserve it more. Mandatory fun just wasn't… funny.

Eh. It's almost definitely just announcing streaming starting in April. But they've also been cockteasing the show coming back for years, so it's natural that people would jump to an optimistic conclusion.

Where have you been, man? A shitload of kickstarters have used countdowns. Pillars of Eternity, for instance. ALthough PoE is actually really lookin' good.

Start with the second season. The first season is a hugely jumbled mess owing to the fact that it's got one of the worst cases of pilotitis ever. The show started as a romantic comedy about Dave and Alex getting back together, but the the writers soon realized that the broader ensemble was much better. Just not soon…

Yeah, that's kinda what I'm saying. Not the player doing it, but the player's actions possibly leading to it happening.