::shifty eyes::  I don't want you to find your Inner Garfunkle.

It's especially good when I'm belting along to it first thing in the morning, convinced I sound exactly like Garfunkle.

Ah, the dreaded "Crap, didn't I uncheck that the last time it came up in shuffle?"  I know it all too well.

Nine Inch Nails "The Only Time"
Mike Patton "Verona" (Crank OST — a.k.a. the only Patton that ever seems to come up on my shuffles; what's with that?!)
Kaada "The Hermetic Bird"
Book of Knots "Assistance"
Simon & Garfunkle "El Condor Pasa"

Today, my jurisdiction ends here.

I think the worst is when I stub my toes when standing still.  It happens almost every time I make my bed.  I have no idea how I manage it, but I do.

I'm going to start a Modwardian Pinterest board and then the "ow, my eyes" crowd will be sorry!  Oh yes, they will!

The only recipes I ever see on Pinterest are for various forms of cake-batter-flavored breakfast foods.  I don't understand the appeal of cake batter (complete with high-class takes on Funfetti) pancakes or cake batter waffles or cake batter breakfast cake pops or whatever the fuck the Pinterest Army has dreamed up…

Low “When I Go Deaf”
Battles “My Machines”
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross “The Heretics”
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds “Water’s Edge”
Melvins “Amazon (Part 2)”
One of these days, I need to get those Maggot tracks combined so I don’t end up with 45 seconds of “Amazon” showing up in a shuffle when I could have 4 minutes of…

Liked for the Pinterest hate.  Seriously, fuck you, Pinterest.

I canNOT believe Gentlemen is 20.  I remember watching the premiere of the "Debonair" video on 120 Minutes and falling head over heels in love with everything about it.

Stella is what I know Rockwell for best, so this very actor-ly Random Roles was some major cognitive dissonance for me.  He's all talking acting coaches and shit, and all I can hear in my head is "You think I'm some sloppy, wet pussy for you to fuck?" and "Go back to bed, Chynna!  I said, go back to bed!"

Buzz Osborne recently said that Nirvana proved what he always thought was true — "[if y]ou take a homogenized, bastardized version of what we’re doing, it can indeed sell millions of records. "  Burn!

No, but it was implied.  ::narrows eyes at Amazon::  I'm never pre-ordering from them again!*

They must!  They're like, "Sorry you missed Electric Masada, here's a Jamie Saft cookie to make up for it."

Sorry @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus   I don't have tips for Gatlinburg, but I wanted to say thanks again for the awesome Devin Townsend Gateway to Geekery!  I can't wait to read/listen to part 2.

My trainer re-did my measurements this weekend and I've lost inches everywhere!  Turns out this whole "working out six days a week" thing does make a difference.

I have the same problem!  Also, I was supposed to get a record in the mail yesterday but in that case, they actually sent an email saying, "You wanted this on 09/17, but we probably won't send it until 10/02…  Sucks to be you."

Congratulations!  Good luck to Mama Broccoli and the Broccolino!

Aw, man, that's the worst.  I'm so sorry!  I haven't done quite the same thing, but when I was in college, I was asked to do something by a teacher who had treated me terribly on a big project I did with her.  I sent her a borderline nasty email back with all kinds of stupid stipulations about the circumstances under…