I'll wax poetic as you're waxing your legs.

It could be good… well, it could.
If it could just be understood.
They say it'll be great.
But I'll wait
Because it's too little, too late.

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Meh. Give me Weird Al's Headline News instead.

It's pronounced Jif. You want to screw peanut butter.

WHY DOES UNIVERSAL NOT WANT THIS? DO THEY NOT WANT ALL THE MONEY!?!!

I've already seen Trollhunter on Netflix. Had no idea what is what and I loved every minute of it. It still ranks as my favorite Netflix find.

End of Line

Jeffrey Combs was never more haunting. In the mind, the only person who was improved in the revamp.

It's not the kind of thought that comes up when normal people are watching a Pixar short. That man Matthew Scanlon though, he thinks about incest CONSTANTLY!

Kill the Moon is some serious batshit crazy writing and I still can't believe that someone read that and said "Sure. This is what we are making"

Lie still little Jedi
And shake my shaky hand
Black Stormtrooper's not enough for me
I need a better friend.

Someday Love Will Find You.

That's a shame.

The second half is a visual wonder. As a consumer/fat idiot I could just stare at space as WALL-E presents it and marvel.

Brave was a good Disney movie. I still think the scripts for Wreck-It-Ralph and Brave somehow got mixed up and ended up at the wrong studios.

Faceswap is serious body horror…

It's incredibly haunting and different. I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it, but it was a fascinating show.

NO AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!?!!!

#HamilTONYS