1) He doesn't tell jokes, he sets up video clips.

I haven't watched this yet, but is the Rick Dance on here? Otherwise, I probably won't watch. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

I loved the Sasuke's women's courses because it was mostly balance and agility. It still had the awe and impressiveness as the original, but didn't make it an issue that you aren't able to squat a 100lbs door. It didn't feel easier, just better suited for the competition.

Your jump just has to be deeper into it, so it is an advantage for the tall, but not impossible for the short.

The emotional whiplash killed my wife to the show. After Isaac won she was so mad, stating "That hippie doesn't need the money, he should give it to the other two guys."

Do they have a pot? I have never heard that Sasuke winners get paid. I mean, Nagano never left his fishing boat…

How does one Professionally Climb? Who's paying for it? I'm not paying anyone to climb unless they're packing my stuff up a mountain while I ride in a helicopter or something.

If CBS picked, we'd have Max and Jim Rice instead of Savage and Varner. No dice.

I'M ADOPTED JEFF!

Rodney was annoying sure, but he was also harmless. That's the kind of annoying I can deal with. That's the kind of annoying that Kass or Abi-Maria or even to a lesser extent Corinne is and it's fine. Dan and Will have serious issues, and I'm glad I don't have to watch them, maybe ever again.

Hive mind? I have no idea what you are talking about, but MAX AND SHIRIN ARE THE BEST EVA!!!!!!

The difference, of course, is that Ozzy was a jerk to a majority of people and Mike was nice to them.

Calling Will a dead fish made me only think of his sliding ability.

Jenn spoke for me. Jenn spoke for us all.

GO JAZZ!

Yeah, Marvel could get way more profit from Black Widow then Ant-Man any day of the week…

According to Shearer, it's more "Creative Differences"

Rodney hasn't won immunity since the merge either, right? So is he setting some sort of record for most challenges without a win? That has to be a thing right?

He didn't move on because he wanted to move on. He moved on because he wanted more money. Shearer is only tweeting what he did to save face.

That makes WAY more sense then what I was thinking.