The system works then?

Goodbye Ladies

I can see from your username that you are here for all the right reasons.

Yeah, I was expecting those downvotes. I don't care, this is how I feel.

Although my wife may make me change my votes later for the time being I'd like to take David, Garrett, Jeremiah and Sarah

You know, I don't care what anyone else says. I was in Utah and watched Mitt change the Olympics from a money sucking, bribery-stained black eye to a monetary boon and a cultural landmark for my home.

I also like Robin Hood Men in Tights…

I need to make a link to a comment I've made on the AV Club to vote. Therefore, I am commenting, so I can link to this comment. Nothing to see here.

Jeopardy! So easy a caveman can do it.

Too Soon?

If it was anyone else but O'Neal I'd assume that the irony was a happy coincidence, but the power of snark gives Sean damn near omniscience.

That's it, I'm moving to Cleveland!*

…and not in the GOOD way an ass can look gigantic either….

The Superbowl should be over [in most markets] by the time Sherlock airs. PBS, much like the Honey Badger, don't care.

I'm surprised you know how to use a computer at all Adam.

That is awesome. It's good to know it will still be available [in your region].

How many of the 8% of theaters that haven't converted are indie-houses and drive-ins? I'm fine with the conversion to digital, I'm sad that the conversion is probably going to make it so my children will only see movies at large "Megaplexes"

You're first name is Sod Off?

YOU'RE FAKE COOKIE MONSTER!? (Oh, no wait, you're not. Sorry.)

I see what you did there…