My wife and I are hoping for Laura M. to win the challenge next week just so there will be 6 people with loved ones and 5 people without loved ones at the merge. Makes for no-brainer tribal split with some strong and smart people on the outside. Will either be really interesting or really boring.

Pounds?

That's been a mess. No one has swapped (and rightfully so) but you can tell the producers were expecting swap after swap after swap after swap.

JOHN HAS A THREE-HEAD! I haven't been able to get over how small his forehead is since it was brought up on the podcast.

The Taco Bell Bell's sense of timing is truly an art form in and of itself.

No way man, this is the year of the UTANK JAZZ!

I have nothing to say about it. That's for sure.

Ringo's the oldest, and he's going to be the last Beatle alive. Mark my words!

What's on tonight? Rifftrax Live: Night of the Living Dead is on tonight. It's boys night out and time to watch (and make fun of) a quintessential horror film!

My wife's not that kind of girl…

At best it could be another Ally McBeal? As someone who is earning brownie points with his wife by watching the entire show (starting season 3 this week). Let me say that this is not the standard for which this show should be aiming for.

WE'RE NOT EVEN AT 1000 THREAD

Big McLargeHuge? Have you seen any of the Doctors?

La KEENTA EEENNN!

I thought that was CBS, but I wasn't alive at the time, so I'm probably wrong.

Disney did it first.

Nevermind. I just needed to re-read the review. Blast! I guess I'll just have to do work at work today…

Okay, so I obviously missed something, but where's DS9 this week?

That's the best reasoning I've ever heard for Colby. My wife was stating "No, not Colby, he's too bland" but as finely stated her. The blandness is his greatest asset!

Look out world. I've gotten out of last place and I'm gunning for mediocrity!