Quick note re: the first couple in same bed on TV: http://www.snopes.com/radio…

Magnets? Bitches?

If only there were a concise way to communicate hating something all the time, a simple phrase or idiom … Nope. Can't think of a single one.

That Zappa LP in the photo was one of Steve Vai's earliest recordings. Somehow I bet Demento had it for Valley Girl, not Stevie.

@avclub-faa80b6b6fdec6b852fffe31c0432070:disqus : A bitch's whale vagina?

@avclub-faa80b6b6fdec6b852fffe31c0432070:disqus : A bitch's whale vagina?

Speedball is coke and heroin. I've never seen or heard of anyone smoking it, as they melt at different temps. You can snort it - but getting the right ratio would be difficult. One shoots speedballs, unless, I guess, you're really really afraid of needles. But if you are, you're probably not in speedball territory.

I'm not sure. I get what you mean, but like @avclub-b4238f7793ec8c1a632f14f2a1766c68:disqus , I think the song isn't simply ironic, but allows for ironic and sincere responses, encourages them: as a city guy, I can completely grok where the persona in the song is coming from. I'd miss 7-11s too should they disappear,…

James - John's evil, more dangerous brother:

The porn star?! Oh wait, that was John Holmes. I'm confused.

I always think of Dark City when I  hear this line, but that line is "Shut it down! Shut it down forever!"

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus : Wow. Where's he heading? I even follow him on Twitter, and must have missed it … Damn.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus : what's this about Scott leaving? I've seen it referenced several times today, but - having been super busy this week - I haven't poured over comments like I usually do, and so don't have any details. Is he really retiring from the Club?

@avclub-ce1793341d244b7371623b3af169692e:disqus He means 2/3rds in the figurative sense. Literally 4/5ths; metaphorically 2/3rds.

Is that "djiggy" with a silent or voiced "d"?

Tyler Perry's Electric Boogaloo Part 2: Too Tyler, Too Perry, the Perrying

So young Starkiller is being trained by evil mirror universe Mr. Spock?

Nice. I think you're right.

The manocentric heteronormative manocracy. Get it right, @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus !

@avclub-7164d950e4ef1e652b22fa3e192d1f3f:disqus : it's a SYMBOL!!! Two fingers, two lives, two choices! Binary oppositions, bitch! Quick, where's my dissertation director?!