Keep your hips! Hips are where it's at!

Keep your hips! Hips are where it's at!

"I was surprised at how beautiful you were."

"I was surprised at how beautiful you were."

Ms. Chico's-Kind-Of-Day-Final-Collection is still the epitome of wretched, but they do both share an incredible lack of self-awareness with regards to their inherent awfulness. Or are aware, but lack the ability to care about said awfulness.

Ms. Chico's-Kind-Of-Day-Final-Collection is still the epitome of wretched, but they do both share an incredible lack of self-awareness with regards to their inherent awfulness. Or are aware, but lack the ability to care about said awfulness.

Ha ha, thanks, for both! It makes me feel a lot better to read that pretty much all my fellow AVC PR fans are in agreement over what a douchenozzle he was.

Ha ha, thanks, for both! It makes me feel a lot better to read that pretty much all my fellow AVC PR fans are in agreement over what a douchenozzle he was.

Well even more reason to say fuck that guy. I know what you mean, though; I was ready to cry along with his client. You and I - and many, many women - know well that it's not some Herculean effort to dress us. I do not understand why you'd even bother auditioning for a show that airs on the fucking Lifetime network -…

Well even more reason to say fuck that guy. I know what you mean, though; I was ready to cry along with his client. You and I - and many, many women - know well that it's not some Herculean effort to dress us. I do not understand why you'd even bother auditioning for a show that airs on the fucking Lifetime network -…

I try to give reality contestants a pass on the snark/nastiness they put out in talking heads; maybe that's weird, but I figure they need to air stuff out somewhere, so that's the safest zone they get. So I held back my pissiness when Ven complained in his interview. I gritted my teeth as he talked to his client with…

I try to give reality contestants a pass on the snark/nastiness they put out in talking heads; maybe that's weird, but I figure they need to air stuff out somewhere, so that's the safest zone they get. So I held back my pissiness when Ven complained in his interview. I gritted my teeth as he talked to his client with…

Well, he's a slightly heavier than average dude, just like his client (switch "dude" for "chick"), so of course he had every right to make her feel like shit.

Well, he's a slightly heavier than average dude, just like his client (switch "dude" for "chick"), so of course he had every right to make her feel like shit.

Was it the All Star season where suddenly it was the kiss of death for designs that weren't bra-friendly? I feel like I remember that was Joanna Coles' thing, but someone please feel free to correct me. I expected a comment or two from her about that tonight.

Was it the All Star season where suddenly it was the kiss of death for designs that weren't bra-friendly? I feel like I remember that was Joanna Coles' thing, but someone please feel free to correct me. I expected a comment or two from her about that tonight.

I agree with you on that dress. Even though it had slightly…pronounced? (for lack of real fashion terminology) elements around the shoulders/armholes, you could throw a pretty cardigan or jacket on over it if the cut outs were too much. But the conservative (not a dig! I loved it) neckline balances those out, I think.

I agree with you on that dress. Even though it had slightly…pronounced? (for lack of real fashion terminology) elements around the shoulders/armholes, you could throw a pretty cardigan or jacket on over it if the cut outs were too much. But the conservative (not a dig! I loved it) neckline balances those out, I think.

Holy shit. All I initially caught was the "who." Amazing.

Holy shit. All I initially caught was the "who." Amazing.