avclub-58549cb89d113522339bd8a9e122ec94--disqus
Unappealing Actor
avclub-58549cb89d113522339bd8a9e122ec94--disqus

Hooray!  I'd like to thank the executive parents…uh, I mean producers…

So in the future, kids become gay agents?

AFTER THE APOCALYPSE…things were really fairly untidy.

Dilemma deleted!

Okay, it looks like the last thing we need for the scavenger hunt is a Simpsons toy of some sort.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this movie gave me bugaphobia.

The doctor who delivered me said I couldn't WAIT to get out of there.

That seems reasonable.

The Boo Box!

"Wait, is this table a car?  Are we driving tables now?"

You wanna fly? Let's fly!

FOR CASTLETON!!!!!

A David Giancola Film…is not something you'd want to see.

Call a doctor if your top spins for longer than four hours.

I have a very particular set of scowls; scowls that I have acquired over a very long career. Scowls that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Counterpoint:

I could never tell if he was truly sincere in wishing me a good evening.

It's kinda funny-sounding.  In a general kinda way.

The field! It's covered in blood!!!

DAY PANIC