Is Neal McBeal some sort of Army Mammal?

I’m 41, so I feel you there. I’m going light this year, a Crash Edition for PS4 and a Dark Edition for WiiU plus whatever Legendaries/Exclusives might be coming. Everything else I’m going to wait for the inevitable massive sale between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

It’s listed up there (incorrectly) as Thursday the 13th instead of Sunday the 16th. I’m glad that’s not true because I need that extra paycheck in there.

Here's $14.50, go see a Blood War.

'Oh Comely' is too much for me. If it comes on shuffle in the car I'll skip it unless I am intentionally trying to ruin my day.

'Siren Song' by Bat for Lashes, the last minute is goosebumps at best, crying like an idiot at worst. I have no idea why. When those drums come in it sounds like the universe is collapsing.

"Your record collection doesn't exist/You don't even know who Liz Phair is" is such a great self-aware lyric.

Any list that has Mindy Kaling, Zooey Deschanel, Kristen Bell, and America Ferrera back to back is the only kind of list I need in my life.

About two years ago I went on the Wheel of Progress and it malfunctioned. We had to sit through the second segment three times and each subsequent segment twice. It was brutal.

No link to The AVC article shit upon in the video?

Dad music for people mad at dancing.

International Sophisticate gave our fundraiser 5 Gwyneths!

Kim and Thurston breaking up is the Killing Joke of indie rock.

Hoping we get a review of the new Danny Brown record out today too. It's amazing.

Too subtle.

Due to budget cuts, Great Job, Internet! and Income Disposal were combined into a single column. This article is the result.

Arby's is closer to the EGOT than I am.

A shittier Jack Johnson.

David Bowie.

We could bring the industry back to Napster filename levels of accuracy.