He better not get within 100 yards lone range of her.

Time for a new Expert Witness column.

The Hard Pass is an extra $4.99 a month.

If you're going to mock a state, please put the question in your comment so we don't have to scroll back up. Or as a Texan would say, "Why is Discus?"

Dang I wish I could watch scary movies. I’m wayyyy too big of a baby.

I'm making my way through S1 of Fargo on Hulu and it's great. Sorry AVClubbers for all the up votes on two year old TVClub comments.

Nah, he was all like, "Whatever's cool with me."

I saw them "open" for Primus last year and I was at the rail about 10 feet from Mascis's gear. I have no idea how he's not completely deaf. I feel like I permanently lost 1% of my hearing that night.

I re-started A Song of Ice and Fire at the beginning of May and just finished book two this weekend. Last time I got through about 2/3rds of book four (this was back when there were only four.) I determined not to get distracted this time and get caught up.

Sweet. Looks like it's time to re-start Southland. I watched the first few as they aired and then lost track. I hear it gets better and better and better.

There has not been a Monster Factory yet that did not leave me crying from laughing so hard at some point.

EMF did it too. Really loses the menace when sung it that guy's little kid voice. And I say that as a fan.

It was a pretty big controversy at the time because a lot of "classic rock" stations at the time wouldn't play it due to the rapping part.

Paul McCartney's title track to 'Vanilla Sky" is probably my favorite song of his outside The Beatles.

I wish I could "get" Dylan like I do Leonard Cohen. I suppose with owning all the studio albums and the vast majority of the bootleg series it would have happened by now if it was going to right? I'm not yellow, I'm chicken.

Bromantic comedy?

I don't want to blame Ultron on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Gob is Loki. They love their tricks.

Dang, I'm jealous. Atlanta's in diving distance for me too. And yes, you got the reference!

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