The problem with the sketch is that the premise becomes the opposite of the premise by the end. First he doesn't know what words mean, then he is actually multi-scrotumed. They should have picked one and gone with it.

I finally
saw Inception this weekend, and the theater was packed. Thwarted my usual plan of waiting a few weeks to avoid the crowds.

Bestbuy.com shows it as being released today, and I bought it at a Best Buy store today. Amazon is showing the 10th.

The article fails to mention
Max Headroom: The Complete Series which also is released today.

To this day
I still find myself saying "I'm not paying to cool the out-of-doors" whenever the fridge door or door to the garage are left open.

Livin' In a Devil Town
Vampires are even coming to the goddamn X-men.

I hope this doesn't ruin it for anyone else
But watching these early episodes on DVD , I can't stop hearing the chorus from 'My Prerogative' in the melody to the closing credits.

It was good enough
I'm in for thirteen, and a TV Club addition will keep me in.

Don't worry about "handling divine artifacts"
just follow your balloon.

Abortions for some, mini Hulkamania bandanas for others.

Interesting
since "Hulk Hogan" "Hulkster" and "Kulkamania" are owned by Marvel Comics.

So Good
Wondaland is incredible. Mushrooms & Roses too. All of it, so so so good.

On the news ticker on a recent ONN piece I saw the following (paraphrased):

Daybreak. And you can buy the "entire series" of 12 dollars

I am seriously considering this
after LOST is done. It is the only show I DVR, and I don't actively watch any shows on cable.

The kid they "arrest"
in the apartment building looks just like my brother. That makes it much more disturbing to watch.

I really wish
knowing that Avatwo (c) would be a liscense to print money, that Cameron/the studio refused to have it rated by the MPAA and dared theaters not to carry it.

Look at Bandana, Michaels!
I turned 35 this month. My present was finding out that I'm not part of this demographic. Thanks, VH1

Well
He did stop short of mentioning how 50 has experience taking shots in the face.

Badu is, um,
the most consistently great artist of the last ten years/not in a band called Radiohead division. That said, I am hoping this one grows on me because I'm not really feeling it so far. Since 'Worldwide' she had been much better on the more "out there" tracks and the more hip-hop tracks. Badu in funk mode…