Yup a bagel with cream cheese and a little Marmite mixed in is my jam

For some reason this reminds me when local bands open for national touring bands and they make a flyer with their name at the top in way bigger font. You're not fooling anyone!

I think a negroni with rye whiskey is called an old pal. With bourbon, it's a boulevardier, which I love but sounds so pretentious I'm too embarrassed to order at a bar. Anyway, I always have Campari on hand. A bartender turned me on to Aperol which is like a less bitter Campari with notes of orange.

I'm in my 40s and just started keeping a fairly well stocked bar. I used to just drink whatever we had and never replenished. I think it was down to a half bottle of Amaretto and a half of Midori when I realized enough is enough.

by "dumped" I assume you mean ripped them to a hard drive. I thought about that but don't want the hassle of managing a digital music collection. I have never heard that about keeping CDs as proof of copyright. And, BTW I have impeccable taste in music!

I have about 1,500 CDs in boxes in my basement and I have no idea what to do with them. It's Spotify and vinyl all the way now. Bums me out that I spent decades amassing a collection that's ultimately worthless.

I like putting potato chips inside my sandwich and challenge anyone to find a sandwich that wouldn't be improved with potato chips inside.

Seriously, it's deeply disconcerting that Hollywood is all, "Aw shucks, get over here ya big lug" to Mel Gibson all of a sudden. And fuck Casey Affleck while I'm at it.

The Killmore

I'm amazed he hasn't had a heart attack already. He doesn't look like he takes good care of himself and all that rage has to do something to the arteries.

They let artist pages see how many views you get. It's basically extortion. I have a band page with 225 followers. When we post it they throttle it so we get maybe 30 views and then ask if you want to pay to boost your post to more of your followers.

I've heard of 18 artists out of all these and like only one (Bob Dylan)

Saying "Waxahatchee's Allison Crutchfield" is misleading since that's her sister Katie's band.

I'm a musician, not a good one, and not an asshole. so your theory holds up.

I thought McKinnon was damn sexy as Conway and now I'm very sexually confused

I would be very turned on if a women told me that, so to each their own.

My buddy sent me a link to nude pics of someone we grew up with and while I was intrigued and she looked good, I did not fap out of respect or a feeling of guilt that I wasn't meant to see them. And this is from a guy who has fapped to the JCrew catalogue and a Hooters pageant on basic cable.

Do you think there was a transition period between arousal cues where they all just kind of shrugged their shoulders and looked at each other with confusion?

I like dirty talk but my wife thinks it's corny. After going down on her I said "your pussy tastes so good" and she was like, "I came already, you don't need to say that stuff."

True story: my Asian American friend is a male model.