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One of the reasons the music business is in the toilet is because of exclusive releases like this. Ocean and his label are punishing fans who don't us Apple music and also retailers who would love to support this release. It's anticompetitive and it sucks.

I think it's VERY feasible that Gary Busey and Bo Derek could produce an offspring that looked like Tara Reid.

The Descendents are playing in SF in Sept and it's $40 a ticket. I know they don't tour in a van full of farts anymore, but this smells funny.

He does?! That's intriguing enough to get me to watch this show. I tried a few eps and couldn't really stomach the whole middle aged slacker dude just cruising through life, having sex with hot, much younger women.

Here's a story about one of his many SF Bay Area cancellations. He was walking through the Ferry Building in SF the day of his show. This place is very gentrified and has a bunch of fancy butchers and meat-centric eateries. One is called Boccalone and its tag line is "tasty salted pig parts" and it's wall-to-wall

WHERE IS FARGO SEASON 2

Some Rebuplican bigwig (forget who it was) was being interviewed by NPR at the RNC this morning and he actually said that electing HRC would steer us more towards socialism. I mean, they just say whatever sounds the most incendiary with absolutely no regard for reality or facts.

Male porn stars are definitely better looking overall now. Gone are the days of Ron Jeremy when all you needed was to be hung.

I spent a lot of time borrowing my dad's Penthouse Letters as a teenager. A lot of the stories were cliche and corny but overall it really did the trick. I guess I wish there was more quality written erotica available. I tried to find some a while ago and it was slim pickings.

I don't know. "Jeff's new album" just seems misleading and implies something new and current. Maybe it should mention that this is unreleased material from over 20 years ago. Again, it was just a knee-jerk reaction I had when I read that.

RIP Larry Kidkill

That's what I love about these MILFs, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do.

Maybe I'm being overly sensitive but it seems in bad taste that the site has a link that says "buy Jeff's new album" like he hasn't been dead for 20 years. I don't think they're being manipulative but the wording of that is off putting to me.

One million moms is on my bucket list. Only one down so far.

Wasn't there a Channing Tatum-led Ghostbusters in development along side this one? Whatever happened to that?

I was surprised Marah didn't mention that the Kars 4 Kids song was previously chosen.

A bunch of haircuts

Random question: that stock image of the guy on the toilet with his shorts all the way down to his ankles—does anyone do that? I just pull down to about the knees. I'm not a toddler.

I watch the TV show with my son and it's surprisingly good. Yeah, its sole purpose is to sell toys but the story and mythology behind it is pretty engaging, comprehensive and sophisticated. Kind of wish they kept the original voice actors.

Top notch trolling, Daniels.