I thought about that and the only acceptable answer I could come up with is that that's what Anakin looked like right before he got burned and his limbs chopped off and turned into Darth Vader. I don't know the how it works in Jedi Space Heaven.

When Hayden Christensen's hologram ghost showed up at the end of Jedi I almost threw my TV out the window. I know it makes narrative sense to have him replace the old rando Anikan but that was a serious affront to all I hold dear.

Not even a casual SKM fan is going to mistake this for the real thing. I don't think that was his intention. I got a good laugh out of this.

When i read "troubling on multiple levels" in the headline i thought he was talking about the quality of the film and expected an unfavorable review. Anyone else read it that way?

I forgot where the quote is from but your guitar should always be above your crotch or below but never in front of.

These are wise words. Bass players are in high demand. After years toiling away in a crappy band as a guitarist, my buddy in a better band with some momentum needed a bassist and i joined having never played before. It was either me or some rando on craigslist. All of a sudden I was a bassist playing bigger shows and…

Agreed, and I hope this whole PR fiasco made a significant dent in their bottom line. I guess the fact that after all this, it turns out their chocolate is still not very good, is a sort of poetic justice.

Stop giving rich people free stuff? Nonsense!

I do believe it was all very calculating but I get the sense the end goal for them was to make excellent bean-to-bar chocolate and they couldn't do it. If their chocolate was not completely inferior to other similar product, this wouldn't have been as big of a story. I think fudging your backstory and cutting corners…

I describe kombucha as sour 7-up laced with snot.

But it doesn't make them any less terrible. BOOM. Roasted.

I'm surprised and happy Barnett was nominated but did anyone expect her to actually win? I didn't realize she was at Grammy level. Does she get played on commercial radio or hit Billboard charts? Trainor sucks but of course she's gonna win.

This sounds gimmicky and stupid. Is Dre starring in this? The article wasn't clear. In any case i am NOT looking forward to the "Dre gets horny" episode (assuming that's what the orgy scene is about.

I'll admit it threw me for a second. I was like, wtf Island is that?

Saxondale, starring Steve Coogin as a former roadie living in suburbia is fantastic.

Glad they're back but I couldn't even keep up with the classic lineup reunion albums.

It would have to be something sexy to keep my attention.

For some reason I had a visceral reaction to the words "salad cream." NO THANKS.

Belly was a perfectly acceptable name for an alt band in the mid-90s. It was all about one-word names… Blur, Ride, Sloan, Ween. Makes me think of pregnant women, which is totally hot.

For a band described as dream pop, I am surprised to see two Marshall half stacks in the photo.