*X-Zibit admires some shiny new rims* *looks at camera* "That's some European style right there, dawg. Like a man in a medium-sized t-shirt."

I was like an Ethan-Hawke-in-Reality-Bites-level Gen-X slacker in my 20s, so I feel I can say that Millennials are a bunch of pussies.

And never go with a hippie to a second location

This is total garbage. It sounds like disposable 80s, Cory Hart or some shit. I am truly perplexed as to why this band changed so drastically back in 2012. They are obviously really talented and yet now have zero personality. It's all bullshit genre exercises. I rarely get this negative about music and maybe I feel…

Ha, I came here to say the same thing.

Who the heck watches live TV anymore anyway? I literally start squirming and huffing if I have to sit through commercials. Get a DVR ya filthy animals!

Yeah, let's see if this incident is included with all the mythologizing. I doubt it.

Louie CK's bit about going to the airport Cinnabon after his returning flight home is also a choice showcase of misery

My friend is flying into town that week and we have plans already so I'm going to miss this. Last time he was in town someone offered me a free ticket to see Beck which I had to refuse. At least I get to see Belle & Sebastian the night before. I told me friend he could fuck right off and find something else to do that…

Went to see Into the Woods with the wife and kids, and hoo boy there's a lot of singing dialogue in that movie. So much singing dialogue. I'm not well versed in musicals, but I was surprised that there were no actual songs whatsoever just characters singing randomly instead of talking. It was relentless. At one point…

I follow Ezra from Vampire Weekend on Twitter, mainly because he posts clever, funny stuff. He gets 1000s of favs and RTs within minutes, every time he posts something. I sometimes click through and read the @ replies and it's just rabid, unhinged superfans saying outrageous shit to get his attention. I thought it…

"Let's all get ladyboners in public!" - Midwestern women, apparently.

Fans of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" strongly disagree

Apple bought Beats for their crappy headphones and Beats Music was an add-on they have no idea what to do with. Who knows whether Apple would have bought Beats without the music service, but it should be known that Beats Music was a total failure with only 200,000 subscribers when acquired by Apple and would not have…

Agreed. I have a pretty good vinyl collection that I'll always keep and expand, but yeah I listen to more music on my phone in the car or laptop at work. Vinyl is to be savored as cheesy as that sounds. especially with 45s, you have to really want to hear that song to go through the trouble of picking it out of the…

To over simplify my opinion, Sophia Coppola is all style no substance. Lost in Translation has beautiful cinematography and a nice story but it's a pretty lightweight movie. Overall I find her movies superficial. Maybe that's a byproduct of her coming from a place of great privilege and entitlement.

I really hope they don't just redo all the UK episodes and instead use new stories. It would be pointless for those who have seen them before because so much of the show's impact is in the twist ending.

I almost dropped $20 on a mint Purple Rain LP at the record store, came with original poster, sticker, etc… it is one of the greatest records ever made.

No, I have not heard of Snapbucks because I'm a grown up.

I'm enjoying this season but you really have to suspend disbelief to accept that an obnoxiously young and hip company like Grizzl (a Google of sorts) is going to set up headquarters in Pawnee. I guess this town has always lived in an alternate universe almost like the Simpsons so anything goes, really.