*pours out a 40 for Charles Motherfuckin Dance and Rory Motherfuckin McCann*

And thanks for bringing Shireen! She's adorable.

Stannis the Mannis!!

Close your eyes and suck them out of a hose, huh?

Hey, at least that damn bite wound of the Hound's didn't fester. Yay for lack of disgusting infections! Well….I guess all of his new shit is probably going to get infected if he lives that long. Booo gross.

Poor Tywin was just trying to take a dump. You know how hard it is for old people to stay regular.

Drunk Lena is the best Lena.

I've read up through the first three books, and I honestly wasn't sure what would happen in the fight since I don't know what Brienne's storyline will be in the next couple books. The relationship between Arya and the Hound in the show was different enough that I also was unsure whether she was going to abandon him or…

This show, man. "C'mon, young preteen, be a good person and stab that man in the heart!"

I really really wanted them both to live. But if we're being honest here, and that's what the AVC is for, if I was forced to choose I was rooting for the Hound too. And now I must go turn in my woman badge, and my gun.

I'd say we should start a newbies dedicated thread here, but Disqus would fuck that up in a hot minute.

Needs more outfit descriptions.

I got a text from a friend during the show, "Did he…did he just cunt punt her?" and I knew exactly what he was referring to.

Quite eloquently put.

Stannis' men were also mounted, etc etc.

It made it kinda charming rather than just a bad effect.

I think he means Joff.

So now how does everyone feel about Stannis' preemption from last week's episode?

Those things are NOT waterproof. Believe me, I know from experience.

Ha, insert…I see what you did there.