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"A delicious stew takes everyone together.
Good times, bad times, whatever the weather.
There's Dana, who's just trying to grow up fast.
There's Chris who … just sorta … y'know … is always there … and … he's … … … CHRIS!

So when does Checkov's AM/PM pill case go off?

Most of the time, sadly, the Homeland experience is:

I think most of the zombies look like more sober and clean Amy Winehouses.

"Ha ha ha! That's sooooo Eugene!"

"Fun Fact: Kenny is proud to say he has never once drunk a glass of water." Yeah, he'd do fine.

Speaking of Abraham's flashbacks, have we had any of the backstories told through a Vasaline lense like his? That got real old real fast.

I think it was a stockyard. Where, I suppose, walkers would congregate to eat all the yummy cows. And then just hang around once that was taken care of?

The AV Club
Filling the aching holes

And when Hall Bitch Girl slapped Oats! Watch out, boy!

Snowcraft, motherfuckers!

Even a hack like Adam Sandler realized there was a point in his career where acting like a 12 yr old wasn't that funny anymore.

*Cue jaunty theme music

Please send condolences on the back of a $26 bill to Puzzler Tower, Car Talk Plaza, Box 3500, Harvard Square, Cambridge (our fair city) MA.

Splendid Table is the only time the radio goes off on the weekends. She's insufferable.

i was going to make a joke, but I can't figure out how to type out the sound of effusive nasal breathing into a microphone.

Is this some sort of normcore gimmick account?

I'm no cinema sophisticate, but I'd just like to say how much I love the director's use of squares in that opening sequence: Beth seeing the alive janitor framed in squares of light, mopping the floors so pedestrian-like, juxtaposed with the new-order pedrestrian practicality of the "warm body" ricocheting down the…

Well, at least we won't have to suffer through any more scenes of Carrie having sex with Aaya—- Carrie? Carrie!!! Ah, jeez, Carrie… that's disgusting!