"12 Years A Knave", it is then!

Huh? Wha'?

I say he don't have the stones to go through with the lawsuit. He's yella.

Or … any less, amiright?

Totally. I appreciate the attention to detail, but they overshot it a bit.

This riff always feels so sad. I prefer the urban-steaming-grates, girls-with-shoulder-pads, 2 A.M., sea-of-taxicabs feel of "You Belong To The City".

SERGIO!!!

For posterity, as well as the sake of Boardwalk Empire callbacks in future AV Club posts, can we get a ruling on how to officially spell Mickey Doyle's impish giggle?

*Dana openly weeps at the flood of emotions from having the wounds of her father's death reopened by this comment.

I would think the Abraham's selling point would be its copious amount of ginger.

Thank goodness the Terminus folks showed up at the end. When I saw how much food they were wheeling back, I was getting nervous the church could become Farm 2.0.

BURGER
of the day:

Chris Brody eats a sandwich in silence.

I'm calling it now. Nucky winds up standing on the beach watching bottles of booze, the sad culmination of his life's effort to get ahead, wash about his feet.

I don't want to live in a world where these two accounts aren't actually separate people who just happened to come together in Comment Section Synergy Nirvana.

HEY YOOOO! HEY YOOOO!

The A.V. Club
they just sit up in the clouds watching you and then brain wash you if they think you are out of line.

*cut to walker inexplicably eating blueberry pancakes.*

New Dawg: "Aw, hell… YEAAAAHH!"

Gareth is so much better than Dwight.