But c'mon, he's complimenting the petiteness and playfulness of said pussy and, also, disregarding probable course of events, the way the pussy is asking for it by being so flirty with… people above their station? Yeah, I'm gonna go wash my mind out with some Sesame Street.

F*ck the Founding Fathers too- what with all their inspiring governments that propagated mass murder on foreign soil. Screw Marx too while you're at it. Big glasses aren't funny.

The first question people should ask themselves when they decide to watch a new show together in the hope it'll develop into something they both love is whether they'll be strong enough to admit it if it becomes something they're only still tuning into because they've got too far into it. If not, it's probably best…

The first question people should ask themselves when they decide to watch a new show together in the hope it'll develop into something they both love is whether they'll be strong enough to admit it if it becomes something they're only still tuning into because they've got too far into it. If not, it's probably best…

Not pictured: Channing Tatum's box office draw.

Adapted from the bestselling 'Sheet Music' series of novels.

Hmmm, I'm curious if there are actually many women who get off on the idea of their men cheating on them and rubbing their nose in it.

It missed the cut. As did Enemy of the State's early 'Bike jump into fire truck' to heroic music. It's a cruel world.

All buses in movies and TV are remote controlled by people playing a Carmageddon: Desert Bus Edition videogame.

He lacks the improvisational zaniness of the 42 year old "class clown" who jumps out apparently glassless windows at the killer Pepsi Next parties all the cool kids are having these days. That shit is, as they say, cray.

I dunno, if you became a giant gold version of yourself a la Homer Simpson you could probably do at least a towns worth of ruling.

Why should the United States of Hollywood concern itself with people with such a sense of entitlement when it knows it has the support of those who are happy laboring to pretend they're having a pleasurable experience? These are  the people willing to sweat it through tough movies and imagine the stars on screen are…

Well, I don't want to toot my own horn but things get pretty steamy in my imagining of a tete a tete between Logan McChinballs and the Leprechaun.

C'mon Tasha, now you're just refusing to spoil the conclusions of Spoiler Space for us too!

The Last Exorcism Paid for This One: Part II

Taken 3: Don't be Miss Taken

And this coming Gathering 2013, The Asylum brings you "Luv Actually", the heartwarming tale of the interconnected lives of some of the most hopelessly romantic souls of this generation. Watch as each Juggalo seeks to find his one true Juggalette and see if you too don't find yourself swept up with the overflowing…

Wikipedia says it is "Hors Satan" so obviously it should have been "Satan's Whores" but they thought that might be too offensive.

Did you guys miss the part where Tasha tells us the ending is totally protracted and emotional and not full of twists and splosion equivalents?

All of these "Paranormal Investigation" shows really could do with a 'Peter Venkman' or two, even if only to add a little believable disbelief and perhaps a humourous take on things every once in a while. Hey, they could even script the episodes with a little drama that leads to the skeptic being spooked enough by the…