That's well future.

Patton Oswalt could make one of his asshole friends like Jim Goad and Gavin McInnes his sidekick. Seriously, what is up with that? He recently linked to a "truly great essay" by McInnes on how he used to think Pinochet wasn't so bad but now has changed his mind. Patton Oswalt called that "brave".

Sadly related: When Mitt Romney made that "binders full of women" remark I really wanted that scene from "Auto Focus" to become a meme or whatever. Romney as Bob Crane: you know it's true.

(I loved your piece on Zero Dark Thirty soooo much! Anyway.)

Or you're a fan of Ukrainian heavyweight boxers!

That's a really sweet story. Thank you.

I also had that Cinemania CD-Rom! Changed my life.

His name is actually Ignatiy, but calling him "Vitaly" is weirdly hilarious.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus Thanks! Still puzzled how something like that happens. Also, I want that stationery.

Hey, if somebody knows it would probably be you: Has there been any statement from Warner Home Video on why and how that happened? Cause it wasn't just a case of cropping, the whole image was ever-so-slightly contorted too, right? To the point where those side-by-side comparisons were so different that I was almost…

He also claims that the aspect ratio of "Barry Lyndon" is 1,77:1 so he clearly suppresses the truth, maaaaaaaaan.

This is very sad. I love "Rubicon" so much.

Anyone wanna hear my opinion? No? Okay, I just go back to bed then.

I love this song, but I'm always a bit baffled when he lists "string-theory pondering" as one of the world's ills.

@avclub-855069bb71cd6f6a49cbbd27f89605e3:disqus I haven't said anything disparaging about his sexuality or his music so please don't act as if I did. When I say that Morrissey is a racist or at the very least toys with racism in a way that reveal a certain sympathy towards it I'm not just repeating something I read on…

@Dwide Schrude

@avclub-855069bb71cd6f6a49cbbd27f89605e3:disqus Again, I didn't take issue with your argument whether humans need to eat meat or animals could be vegetarian or whatever - you said that he didn't equate and consequently belittle the shootings in Norway, which he totally did. Now you're saying they both exist on a…

@avclub-855069bb71cd6f6a49cbbd27f89605e3:disqus I think the answer to that question is quite clear.

My first "your mother" joke on the AV Club! I feel…nothing, actually.

I just read that there is considerable controversy whether John Holmes could actually get a true erection and that one of his partners described shooting with him like "getting fucked with a wet loofah" and now I can't stop thinking about it.