All of my friends are straight. Well, a few are bi. But I pretty much never hang out with other lesbos.

I get her confused with Elisha Cook, Jr.

There needs to be a separate but related term for older lesbians who date younger women. Snagglepuss?

I hovered over the downvote button on this, only because I really, really hate that term. I didn't do it, though.

The Magic Garden ladies were totally getting it on. It's right there in the title!

I would actually watch that.

I know that pimping personal projects is generally frowned upon, but I'm pretty stoked about this, so whatever: my band just scored the opening slot at Lydia's show in Portland. So Portland AV Clubbers, come on out to the Doug Fir on April 2! Say you know me from the AV Club and I'll buy you a beer!

When discussing three or more alternatives, you want to use "among" rather than "between". You can't decide among the girl, the boy, or the giant praying mantis as to which you'd rather have sexual relations with.

That exchange just totally elevated my Monday.

Not cool, guys. This is triggering some bad feelings for me.

Mine is the day before, and I share it with Tony Iommi. And I mean, Kurt Cobain was cool and all, but come on. That was clearly the better day to be born.

I'm surprised that the bit about him playing Marvin Gaye was just kind of tossed in there. I hadn't heard that before, and it's pretty fantastic casting.

Being set in 1902 would make the series Edwardian-era rather than Victorian.

Batgirl was the shit, man. I remember watching the show after school and waiting for her motorcycle to race across the screen during the credits so I'd know she was going to be on. She and Lt. Uhura were my childhood heroes. Maybe they didn't get to do all that much compared to Batman or Captain Kirk, but just the…

While we're on the subject, I'm going to aver that one does not wrestle, but rather rassles, a possum.

Hey everybody! I'm going to the Golden Globes!

Seriously. If it was a comedy, why did I cry for two days afterward?

Especially more physical comedy from Santiago. The goofier she gets, the more I fall in love with her.

Hayden Panettiere is ALL kinds of awesome in Nashville. It's a pretty terrible show, but her character and the music (which is not as good as it was in the first season, but still mostly good) have kept me watching.

Different vowel sounds. If you know the IPA, I pronounce Carrie with /æ/ and Kerry with /ɛ/. If you don't, imagine Carrie as "catty" but with Rs instead of Ts, and Kerry as "kelly", but again with Rs instead of Ls.