I went to two of the Springsteen shows at the Meadowlands last week, and holy shit it's hard to believe he's 63. Just…holy shit.

I bear a certain affection for Ms. Miller, as she contributed a sizable chunk to my rock 'n' roll education during her stint at WPLJ ("New York's Best Rock"). However, I don't think I'll read this, as I'd end up hearing the entire thing in her less-than-dulcet adenoidal tones.

I bear a certain affection for Ms. Miller, as she contributed a sizable chunk to my rock 'n' roll education during her stint at WPLJ ("New York's Best Rock"). However, I don't think I'll read this, as I'd end up hearing the entire thing in her less-than-dulcet adenoidal tones.

We actually did sign with TVT/Interscope about a year later. If you want to feel bad for me, though, how about the fact that they thought the record we cut wasn't worth releasing?

We actually did sign with TVT/Interscope about a year later. If you want to feel bad for me, though, how about the fact that they thought the record we cut wasn't worth releasing?

There was a time when the first Lone Justice record never left my turntable. Then the record company decided it would be a good idea to fire the entire band and replace them with LA sidemen. The second album pretty much blew.

There was a time when the first Lone Justice record never left my turntable. Then the record company decided it would be a good idea to fire the entire band and replace them with LA sidemen. The second album pretty much blew.

Juliana Hatfield missed them opening for the Violent Femmes. Her sister was supposed to take her, but for some mysterious reason it didn't pan out.

Juliana Hatfield missed them opening for the Violent Femmes. Her sister was supposed to take her, but for some mysterious reason it didn't pan out.

Throwing Muses. Every girl I was into in the '80s was into them. They were the cool-girl shibboleth.

Throwing Muses. Every girl I was into in the '80s was into them. They were the cool-girl shibboleth.

Wait, hair metal died? Can somebody get that memo to my cousins back in Jersey?

Wait, hair metal died? Can somebody get that memo to my cousins back in Jersey?

I can no longer think of Bad Company without thinking of Louis C.K. taking 1970s jean jacket Bad Company hits off a joint.

I can no longer think of Bad Company without thinking of Louis C.K. taking 1970s jean jacket Bad Company hits off a joint.

My band played on the same bill with Spin Doctors at the 1990 CMJ Music Marathon. They got signed, we didn't.

My band played on the same bill with Spin Doctors at the 1990 CMJ Music Marathon. They got signed, we didn't.

She's like that chick on Seinfeld who could look either hot or busted depending on the context.

She's like that chick on Seinfeld who could look either hot or busted depending on the context.

@Scrawler2:disqus, do you mean Wilmer Valderando?