There's a pill for that now.

Nope, that wasn't me. My moments of inspiration are few and far between.

Nope, that wasn't me. My moments of inspiration are few and far between.

OK so this has nothing to do with anything, but I was writing an email, and this lady’s name is Gail Hammer, but I accidentally typed “Fail Hammer”. And then I was like, “That needs to be a thing.” Like maybe something fails so hard that it becomes an actual hammer made of fail? I don’t know, I just come up with the…

OK so this has nothing to do with anything, but I was writing an email, and this lady’s name is Gail Hammer, but I accidentally typed “Fail Hammer”. And then I was like, “That needs to be a thing.” Like maybe something fails so hard that it becomes an actual hammer made of fail? I don’t know, I just come up with the…

Dragging in the French will get you nowhere with these types.

Dragging in the French will get you nowhere with these types.

I'm from the Northeast, and I wait in line, not on line. I also find the canned vegetables in aisle 6, not the "can" vegetables "on" aisle 6, Oregon.

I'm from the Northeast, and I wait in line, not on line. I also find the canned vegetables in aisle 6, not the "can" vegetables "on" aisle 6, Oregon.

I'm very much in favor of nude Krysten Ritter, but there are certain places where it's inappropriate, and ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN COUNTER is one of them. Seriously, all I can think of when I look at that photo is, "Well, now no one can ever prepare food on that counter again."

I'm very much in favor of nude Krysten Ritter, but there are certain places where it's inappropriate, and ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN COUNTER is one of them. Seriously, all I can think of when I look at that photo is, "Well, now no one can ever prepare food on that counter again."

Here's your friendly neighborhood homo girl popping in to say, "I ain't feelin' it from none of 'em."

Here's your friendly neighborhood homo girl popping in to say, "I ain't feelin' it from none of 'em."

True, and you've intimated the cause, which is the exponential growth in cable networks and resultant fracturing of the TV audience. Now the mainstream networks are like, "There's a whole channel for black people! Why should we make shows about them?"

True, and you've intimated the cause, which is the exponential growth in cable networks and resultant fracturing of the TV audience. Now the mainstream networks are like, "There's a whole channel for black people! Why should we make shows about them?"

No, first she grabbed a can of hair spray and tried to spray it, but it was empty. Then she grabbed the mace. Water would never be in an aerosol-type can.

No, first she grabbed a can of hair spray and tried to spray it, but it was empty. Then she grabbed the mace. Water would never be in an aerosol-type can.

You mean "Restless". Docked 500 Buffy points.

You mean "Restless". Docked 500 Buffy points.

I have a friend who's nearly 20 years younger than me, yet she easily keeps pace in discussions of pop culture—Gen X stuff, Baby Boomer stuff, what have you. On the other hand, I made a Lost reference the other day that went over her head, and that show's only been off the air a couple of years. Everybody has shit…