Yeah, this is right up my alley. I really enjoyed Caramel—which is streaming on Netflix, for those interested— and have been awaiting Ms. Labaki's follow-up.

¿Quien es mas macho: Ricardo Montalban o Gavin MacLeod?

I played there a few times, and it was only tragic the last time.

He got a fin from me as well, and rarely do I get that kind of return on a five buck investment. I agree on the "best comic working today" bit, and I think that's probably the main reason his online special did so well: he's really fucking funny. I can't help but wonder whether those other comedians who will now "take…

As wonderful as Sendak's own writing is, I knew him first and will remember him best for the Little Bear books, which were among my favorites as a kid. I think "charming" is a bit too dismissive a descriptor of his work there—those pictures have a warmth and liveliness to them that has stuck with me as an adult, so…

Gender-reversed West Side Story! I'm all over Riff. Where my Jets at?

If you can allegedly shoot Jawas with precision but somehow can't manage to hit any humans…you might be a stormtrooper.

You're thinking of her brother Irving.

One third of them are pretty damn good, one third are just OK, and one third flat-out suck. I'm sure everyone knows what goes in which category.

Something something the apple is my clitoris.

I could see her shtick getting tired eventually, but not for a long while. She's way too good at it.

He don't need no stinkin' sunscreen.

Clearly you don't recall the infamous "Dark Elmo" arc.

Who's the most innocent and lovable?

As Official AV Club Spokeslesbo and general all-around fan of vulvas, I'd just like to say: no.

Oh, @Scrawler2:disqus, you have to try again. Before Sunrise is wonderful on its own, but I think the best thing about it is that it sets you up for Before Sunset, which is one of my very favorite movies ever.

Nah, come on. English allows the verbing of nouns with impunity. "To guru", meaning "to act as a guru for", is not a nonsense word, it's a totally legitimate repurposing of the noun. See, I'm guruing you right now.

"Guru-ed"? Pourquoi the hyphen? You're allowed to place two vowels directly next to each other, you know. Look: I rued the day I ever started caring about how people spelled things on the internet.

I chuckled, but Écosse = Scotland. A Scot is un Écossais.

Yeesh, Speedman looks like a depressed gay mime. Whither Ben Covington?