Top Five Things I Think When I See That Picture

How much for her to say mean things to me while I hate-masturbate like Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

Holy shit, random weird memory: she and then-hubby Guy Who Played Buck Rogers were on an episode of Battle of the Network Stars, and they played pool. Like, as their event.

I'm disappointed. I thought it was going to be about an unintelligent gardening implement.

There's some kind of quarry there too, right? I hung out there once, but I don't remember it all that well because I was pretty drunk.

Seriously? I'm a North Jersey native, but I lived in South Jersey for a while (outside Glassboro), and I'm pretty sure it was the inspiration for Deliverance.

Mmmm, the Shore. Smells like salt water, funnel cake, and guidos.

She certainly didn't change my life or anything, but no matter how repugnant her behavior, there's always going to be part of me that respects her for her talent. Even if you believe that Kurt Cobain or Billy Corgan or Eric Erlandson or whoever was wholly (heh) responsible for Hole's songwriting (which I don't), she's…

Flat Broke Love Broke Flat.

It's kosher to use neither/nor with more than two items, but "nor" should appear before the second and each subsequent item, i.e., "neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire".

Gross and wrong.

Genevieve's list reassures me that I'm living in the same universe as everyone else here.

Because I never miss an opportunity to turn someone on to Damone, I
invite you to check out their gorgeous acoustic cover of "Wasted Years":
http://youtu.be/I1dfiWnErdM

"Gypsy Biker" is one of the few latter-day Springsteen songs that provokes the same kind of emotional response that almost all of the earlier ones do.

Have you heard any of his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction speeches? Or, you know, been to a concert? Dude can testify.

You know what little detail I love about the Miser Brothers' songs? Snow Miser sings, "Friends call me Snow Miser", but Heat Miser sings "They call me Heat Miser". Because he doesn't have any friends! Because he's an orange asshole!

I almost hit "Like" on this—would've been my first time, too—but what the fuck is that apostrophe doing?

When referring to the actor, please say "Edward Norton". Otherwise I think "Don't touch me, Ralph, I'm sterile!" instead of "Fuck this whole city and everyone in it", and comments like this make no sense.

Leslie and April. Andy gets to watch and make comments.

Oh man, same here. Even the greasiest slice from the ugliest fluorescent hell in Manhattan would be preferable to the heinously overpriced "artisan" crap they try to foist on me in Portland.