Just to offer a contrary view, I think vulvas (to use the more accurate term) are quite beautiful. There's a reason they're often equated to or represented by flowers in the visual arts.

Do we finally get to find out whether she picked Brian Krakow or Jordan Catalano?

Help, someone's rubbing puppets on me!

My username when I first started posting here was The Haunting Torgo Theme.

I think it's the last great Stones album in a lot of people's opinions. Certainly mine and most of my friends'. Man do I fucking dig that trashy, sleazy, late-'70s New York vibe.

I don't understand how anyone could deny the awesomeness of "Can't You Hear Me Knocking". I love the guitar tone on that song so much I want to gay marry it. Honestly, I'm playing it in my head right now and I could cry a little bit if I wasn't at work.

I started to write that "Miss You" was one of the top twenty singles of the '70s, and then I started to think about all of the amazing music that was made in the '70s, and I realized that would be a really tough statement to defend. "Miss You" is tits, though.

You forgot the "ch ch ch ch". And you shouldn't, because it's really one of the finest "ch ch ch ch"s in all of rock. It's streets ahead of Bowie's "ch ch ch ch", is all I'm saying.

Oooh, I didn't realize this was coming back so soon! Yay! ABC Family apparently stopped showing Gilmore Girls reruns, so my Lauren Graham levels have dropped dangerously low.

I can't say I've noticed it, and it's worth pointing out that it was the interviewer and not the band who brought them up, but if it gets people digging into the Shangri-Las' catalog I'm wholly in favor.

Although strictly speaking, Siobhán is not a Celtic name but a Gaelicized form of the English name Joan. Bridget/Bríg(h)id/Bríd is a native Celtic name.

When Voyager was on I kept thinking I should be watching it…at last a female Trek captain, yay feminism, blah blah. Finally I tuned in one day and saw that ridiculous catsuit, and I rolled my eyes, and then I noticed that it had FUCKING KITTEN HEELS on it and I turned off the show and never watched it again.

I don't hold with "Like" buttons, but I'd like to put my official seal of approval on this entire thread. Well done, A.V. Clubbers.

And there's a special exemption for girls named Amber, who are required to have Nicole as a middle name.

Blah blah lesbian, but Jesus God yes. That's one penis I would totally allow in my vagina.

It almost renders the album unlistenable. Really, what the hell was he thinking? What's odd is, Tunnel of Love suffers from much the same eightiesness, but it doesn't bother me nearly as much.

Having grown up in Jersey in the '70s, I of course worship Springsteen as a God Amongst Men. However, "Glory Days" makes my soul hurt. It's shite.

I have never listened to this person's music and have no plans to start, but man does that picture make me want to punch him in the face really hard. Basically I always want to punch any pop musician who wears a sweater. With the (possible) exception of that other Kurt.

"And that is why I must go off into space, to fight the Zorlons…"

Hells yeah. That show was genius. Why did no one talk about it?