"Rum and Coca-Cola"
"Calypso trifle." Pfffft. I haven't heard Jackson's version, but the Andrews Sisters' gets regular play on my iPod. I'd rather listen to that fifty times over than whatever brier-bearded faux folkie the critics are currently fawning over.

You're clearly lying, as no one is actually FROM Portland.

I watched every installment of Battle of the Network Stars, so I'm sure I saw Ms. Ladd competing, but I don't remember it.

Obligatory "Which Angel was hottest" thread
Jaclyn Smith is the only acceptable answer.

Patton Oswalt.

Totally stupid yet never not funny: Hanks and Scolari falsettoing in unison, "Who iiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiit?"

Has there ever been a definitive answer on whether the wolves are dandy or deadly?

Love Neko, but I'd go with Lucinda Williams.

Critical reassessment of Bosom Buddies
Aw yeah. That's the shit that keeps me coming back to the AV Club.

Bloody Sunday is gut-wrenching stuff. I thought it was one of the best movies of the last decade, but I also refer to the Queen of England as Elizabeth Windsor.

Ugg
Is the name of the boots that girl is wearing.

Hasn't "Bad to the Bone" eclipsed "Born to be Wild" as the "overused mock song in children's films" at this point?

Leonard Nimoy as a devious Comanche killed my brother, you heartless bastards.

Ozzie's band
My grandfather played cornet in Ozzie Nelson's band. I realize no one's likely to care, but really, the opportunity to toss out that bit of information presents itself so rarely that I figured I'd take it.

Elisabeth Moss is actually very attractive, but the hairdos and outfits do bad things to her.

We don't talk about our feelings all that much, really. Girltalk is 5% feelings, 10% how tiny your dick is, 10% telling your friend she's not fat, and 75% mercilessly tearing down women you don't like.

Let us hope.

I wonder how high on the list Community will be when it finishes its run. Just this morning on the train I started chuckling when (for no discernible reason) Kickpuncher popped into my head.

ROADMAP OF MY TEARS!

Boo. He is clearly in Adult Contemporary Heaven, probably macking on Karen Carpenter.