Mia was in rare form
"I'm feeling really pissy" tonight — and that's just the tip of the iceberg. There were so many classic Mia lines in this episode.

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Or a backup bass player for Prince.

Kradam vs. Kara
Besides the eyeliner/nail polish and acoustic strumming, Kris and Adam are pretty similar. Check out the photo for confirmation — pale white, snappy shirts, wrist decor…

Hmm, continuity
Did anyone else feel like the Liz Lemon baby plot was just TOTALLY dropped this season? Not that I care, I thought it was a dumb idea, but between that and Don Geiss staying on as CEO, it left zero in the way of continuing plotlines.

It would have been better if the talk show host had been getting a breast exam, in a fat suit, while conducting the interview with Liz and Jenna. Better as in, more fierce.

Definitely not as internet worthy as Liz's "1-900-okface" video. I know I was lizzing harder watching her eat pizza than I was tonight with all the catchphrases.

So Hornberger has the magic touch with bulls. Not surprising.

I sort of hate Simon after tonight. Just like with Allison, he can never give Kris Allen a straight compliment or say, "You can win this competition, that was brilliant, you're the best and most original of the night." It's always, "If I'm being honest, you sucked, but you may have a chance" or "I'd written you off,…

Kara IS Bikini Girl. Both posers, both dumb. But only one of them is honest about it.

That was my thought, like "a deuce in the pooper."

Coming soon: Danny Gokey, opening for Taylor Hicks.

Deuce or Douche?
Someone commented that "Danny is the biggest Deuce ever…"

A check so fat that it gets called octomom, even when its not pregnant.

It's easier when you can see the merkin of hope.

The dance number was Liz farting on the chicken and peering between its legs. Tell me that didn't make you feel all funky.

sixty-motherfucking-one, that is.

It was his American Eagle makeover that started it, you know.

"Sometimes, I want to get in my car and just drive."

Watch out for Allison during the group sing — she'll cut a bitch (or push a Gokey). Good girl!