Wait, so western civilization has been around for 2000 years?  So the Mormons are right?

**Busily patches tunic of roughspun wool and heats kettle for fresh batch of boiled leather in anticipation**

You know nothing PugsMalone

The CHORD OVERSTREETing

And isn't Sara Paxton married to Bill Paxton?  Or am I thinking of Bill Pulman?  No..no it's Will Patton isn't it?

Has anybody heard if there's a second season yet?  Theresa Rebeck was wondering…

If given the choice, I'd prefer monkey arms.  Opposable thumbs ya know.

I thought AVC reviewers loved "Terriers", yet it's nowhere.  Not enough episodes?

Mine curves to the left.

Neither side of the debate really cared enough to prove their case.  UNTIL NOW!!

I would get this, if only to prove to my kids that the characters on Sesame Street were indeed "Muppets", which they insist are not since they weren't on the Muppet Show.

Loved Kirsty when she was on "Family"

It says on her Wikipedia page that she's 42.

Yes.  The bathroom is where the dicks hang out.

67 names dropped.  Didn't think Laura Dern would be topped for awhile.

*Picks up anvil, drops in truckbed.  Does same with posts and barbed wire*

Plus she can't act worth shit.

I always have to stop and think when trying to put a face to "Bill Paxton", "Bill Pullman", and "Will Patton"

I'm sorry, but Sean O'Neal is the best thing the AV Club's got going.

The actor who played Robert California's son is David Mazouz.  Credits include "Touch", "Coming and Going", "Private Practice", and "Mike & Molly"