TITSIFY!

[FREEZE FRAME], followed by Freeze Frame, by the J. Geils Band.

Yes. Go on.

I prefer to affirm.

These are so freakishly similar, I'm guessing that cappadocius is Shia LeBaeiouf (that's how I spell it).

"Bonspiel" is an innately hilarious word.

I remember her as Velma. Hot, hot, Velma.

Each individual image comes by pigeon. Makes binge-watching a real mess.

yes, in the special GoT-themed episode in season 3.

Linda Cannelloni. Now I'm hungry.

Give me your credit card number, I'll sign you up!

Just try to stay away from "he was quiet, never bothered anyone."

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES!

I met Peter Sagal, Carl Kassel, Paul Provenza, Roxanne Roberts, and Roy Blount, Jr. at a taping of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me in Chicago. Roy was selling his book, and I asked him if there was an audiobook version. When I bought a copy, he signed it, "Hold this up to your ear and pretend it's an audiobook."

Have you seen Alexandra Daddario's? I suggest you try that.

There's one with Carrie and a streaker, which is great. The streaker spills popcorn kernels all over the car, and Carrie makes him vacuum them up, giving him plenty of encouragement. "You've got a real nice figure."

A brilliant investigator who has trouble relating to and dealing with other people. What will they think up next?

The first time I had sex, I ate out my girlfriend AFTER she had applied Nonoxynol-9 spermicide. That is what you call a bad idea. I can still taste it, I think.

I've seen that Toyota commercial at least 500 times, and the girl dancing really hard next to the car at the very end always makes me laugh. I wonder how much she got paid and how many calories she expended for about 2 seconds of air time.

Blue approves.