Does this movie have an imaginary rival ballerina? Because I only go to movies with imaginary rival ballerinas.

I'd hack into her Twitter account! Know vhat I mean?

Of course No Country For Old Men was dry!

RANDALL CUNNINGHAM MVP!!!

Robert Smith was the best Vikings running back this side of Leroy Hoard.

I'd rather get moore head in North Dakota!

SKELETON
You wanna see a SKELETON?!?!?

I was acquainted with Betty's snicker back in the day.

So shall ye envy me when I ascend into the bosom of Abraham.

Yo,

I AM A FALSE PROPHET!!
GOD IS A SUPERSTITION!!!

Freude, schoner Gotterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Bruder
Wo dein sanfter Flugel weilt!
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Ku der ganzen Welt!
Bruder, uberm Sternenzelt
Mu ein lieber Vater wohnen!

COUNTDOWN TO 2012
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell
Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet…

You've never seen Saturday Night Live?

[14] And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle.
[15] And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come…

[1] And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
[2] And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a…

And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
[7] The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
[8] And the second angel sounded, and as it were…

And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.
[17] And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their…

And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:

We are Legion.