I think I could tune most crappy pop music out. I just think of those poor bastards working at toy stores where electronic toys play the same alphabet song or what have you over and over.

I know a gay cook named Sam Marvin. So I'm torn.

Tool. Hours and hours of Tool.

The box
This movie seems like a lesson in Ethics 101 at a community collage. I don't care what you think of me, but I would hit the button for a million dollars. Mainly because I bon't think I could suspend my disbelief that someone would die from me hitting a button.

I get the creeps every time I watch the Polar Express. I keep waiting for the kids to jump the conductor and rip him to shreds. Tom Hanks over the top voices over work doesn't help.

I don't like to post as a hater, but Gizmoduck made the show jump the shark.

Ok, So I wanted to do a firstie, but I didn't want a failed firstie pussied out. This lead me to write perhaps the lamest comment in history. I was at work, and had a bunch of stuff going on and was clearly not thinking. A failed first would have been better than what I wrote. Flaming Canceraids and whatnot….

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I'm going to see this movie tomorrow

Oh, bravo! THAT is a good bit of satire.

or both. I'm weak willed.

Ohhh and you worked so hard at it too….

three for me
Cheeper by the dozen 2 and Doogal (I have kids) and Good luck Chuck (I was high. Really high… and I STILL didn't think it was funny.)

The way to kill a zombie is to blow through a death blow to the head(shooting, hammer, whatever.) A person shot in the head can't come back as a zombie.

Alba is pretty, sure, but she could do modeling and we would have more pictures of her without having to listen to her bland her way through lines. Maybe I'm getting older, but pretty girl is not enough to carry an inept performance.

Satire is obsolete
Whenever a t.v. show or movie tries to come up with an exagerated premise for a fake trailer to play in the background they never quite come up with anything as bad as the actual real life movies. I beleive this will be a case in point.

Someone mentioned Everybody Loves Raymond. Man I hate that show. When I find myself tempted to watch a rerun, I make myself read a book.

I'll see your Creed and Nickleback and raise you a Puddle of Mudd

There are lots of reasons for hating David Duchovny. Not the least is Evolution. Stupid Ghostbusters-wanna-be

There used to be a Pastamania in the Mall of America, but I never had the nerve to try it.

I can't get past Aaron Ekhart for the Catherine Zeta Jones movie where they are chefs. I forget the name.