I like some but not others. I thought A Mighty Wind blew.

Does anybody want a peanut?

Be-diddly-Bop

Dammit should be he not her

But if her were a tree what kind of tree would he be?

So did everyone else.

Would you ask Billy Bob Thornton that?

Why only eat 1 M & M at a time. The different colors aren't different flavored.

Actual Jelly Bellies
I don't mind them, but the good ones taste like the thing they are mimicing. So why not just eat that thing. Or are there certain flavors that are better in Jelly Belly form?

Given that I only take pepto when I am desparate for it, I have a huge avertion to the smell and taste. I can't imagine anyone liking it.

Now I'm dreaming of a pussy/ hamburger armageddon

@ Steve McRib Thank you for the Fabio video. I'm trying as hard as I can to not laugh at work.

It looks like "Julia's" boobs were under a heat lamp for a while.

His jokes sound like they came from a robot too, though.

Can I be a total nutjob douchebag without having met Werner Hwerzog?

I don't think there is a way to successfully answer a question like "So why IS there a hopping foot with a head growing out of it?"

For a few minutes until you realize it isn't Sin City.

Well, enjoy the ride then.

Nothing looks good squished against glass.

It was this movie that had this bus that had to go a certain SPEED and if they went below that SPEED it would blow up. It was called" The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."