How is that even remotely a "That's what she said" joke?

Actually a Stoner dream is a video game you can smell.

It is Widely ackowledged that a man with a fourtune must be in want of a wife.

The best part of the book
is the Dicussion questions segment. One of the questions is something about "can you imagine what this book would have been like without the inclusion of zombies?" and other really funny questions.

Vin Deisel in the Pasifier
Teaches the youngest daughter not self-defnece, but to kick the living crap out of a bully who was only name calling. Then he beats up the older son's school principal for no reason. There are other things, but i don't remember it all that well.

more like 2 degrees

Mrs. Doubtfire was technically not a babysitter, she was the children's father.

I agree, IM. Why hire separeate actors at all. If you can't afford a time machine, just film all the kid parts now and wait 20 years to film the adult parts. That way you don't have to pretend that a kid actor will grow up to look like the adult actor. It will be true.

Yeah. Sometimes you can just tell.

Oh no fail. Oh well let the canceraids helfire rants commence

The coolest music my parents listened to was the song Proud Mary. that's it. otherwise it was all Bing Crosby and Crystal Gail and crap like that. I retrospect I think they tolerated Proud Mary on car trips as a bribe for my sister and I to be quite so they could to listen to the boring crap they listened to.

I used to watch Montey Python with my dad. It was years before I realized how cool that was.

Spelling doesn't count. People's pets do.

I have kids, but I promise to not talk about my kids. I will however talk about the neighborhood kids for the discussion about how much I hate kids. But I'll need more than 20 minutes.

Did you know that most people use only 10% of their brains? I am now one of them.

Aw, I wanted to get in on the Simpson's quotes.

I am also looking forward to this. I am a pretty slow reader so its nice to be directed to a book that hopefully won't be a huge waste of time. I have tried to read books suggested by family and friends, but that hasn't really gone anywhere.

It will fall into bickering.

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

"Meatballs :: Meatballs II "