No kidding, maybe you should watch something less stimulating, like Lawrence Welk reruns for a while.

Thylacine, Do you work at a call center? I do and you last comment struck pretty close to home.

Wow! This is Folgers?!

I think a kitten that jizzes rainbows would be better.

Frog porn is soo hot!

Darryl and Kelly Broke up a while ago, so that Kelly could date Ryan again when he cam back. He din't care when she left, I don't think he'll care if he saw Kelly flirting with Stringer

You can do porn work with pants on though.

A few people in the thread have mentioned Michael as being good at the call center job, but he wasn't. His boss had to keep telling him to stop making the long calls and just make the pitch and move on. Besides, How could Michael get past the interview process. He may have a child like charm and he may be able to…

And Rosebud was his childhood sled.

Also, If I get bored with a game that I bought and never finish it, I can still say I thought the whole game was boring. If I get a demo and think it is boring, then why would I bother with the buying the game?

You shouldn't give your pie away with breakfast…Make's you look cheap!

Lemur brings up a good point. A tire iron would actually work better that a wooden stake at holding a vampire down.

Of Apes and Men… or Of Mice and Apes

It could have been worse… Dane Cook.

…And so they second guy says,"No thanks, I've been eating all this hot buttered corn!"

Screw You Fudd. You never had a celebrity crush?!!? Mines Salma Hyak

I meant to hit cancel…

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The corpes in the hospital that Lilly Tomlin thought was her dead boss.

I know it doesn't meet the criateria, but …
This Inventory makes me think of the grave digging scene and the Abby Normal brain scene in Young Frankenstein.