And Jake Cockadoody Busey is a terrorist.

24/7 porn would be a bad idea, because the average amount of time a person spends watching a porno is about 12 minutes, apparently.

I love how many TV channels furiously denied that they increased the volume of their commercials, but uttered no comment when asked if they had been lowering the volume of their programs.

Internet comments on politics all look the same to me:

No wonder my fake Christian ID business fizzled.

Isn't this the whole "some movies are dollar-menu burgers, some are beluga caviar and foie gras" argument paraphrased?  People enjoy what they do, but this list is more about artistic value than a sense of particular entertainment.
I didn't see any of the movies in the top 15, and felt compelled to agree with Proto…

What, like Gorillaz?

Holding three green shells with three green shells active.  SIX SHOOTAAAAGH

ModNation Racers, then.

They are lots of Mario Karts.  All of em are just fine.

The consensus everywhere else is that Mario Kart 7 hasn't changed anything and is getting it in the neck from reviewers.  I think it's less of the game's fault than the platform it's been produced for.

The feather was responsible for a great deal of joy at the Boo course.

Not an equivalent, but in a similar vein - Split/Second.  Or Burnout Paradise City.  Neither are 'kart' based, nor are they as simple as Mario Kart, but if you're looking for "I want something exactly like Mario Kart but better" it doesn't exist anywhere.

Definitely lipsyncing.

Hey, hey.  The next one should clearly be…"Talk Like A Pirate Day."  Starring Mr. Robert DeNiro!

For some reason I read that in Spongebob Squarepants' voice.

The terrible sex had some great lines.  I forgot everything else that happened, except for something about trapped coal miners that was funny in the context of the show, and not at all in the context of this comment.

They were supposed to be reading them!

Fuck that, I want me a Feel-O-Rama festival!

That the AV Club staff did not vote for them.