I had been hoping against hope that Gellar WAS real.  That would have been more of a twist than finding out that he's dead.  I had reasons for why I thought Gellar was real, all of which were merely shrugged off, but I cannot stress that singular delusions do not, a) freak out waitresses, b) pop trunks, or c) drink at…

Hey, it looks like they'll finally get back on the road and leave that fucking farm behind next episode.

I don't know where everyone else got the idea that it had no marketing, I've been seeing commercials for this game every day for a month.

35 million grandmothers, buying a 'popular' rock CD for their grandkid on some deranged shop assistant's recommendation.

What?  Friday night is for unlikeable nerds.  Fringe and Supernatural are on,  plus they're nerds staying at home on a Friday night.

Actually, this is the first episode where the diner characters all got more than 3 lines each.

Nintendo is actually posting billion dollar losses, doubling what some finance experts' estimates were the worst-case scenario.  As it always is, Nintendo NEEDS the next console to succeed or else it will probably bust.

GET YO DOWN DOWN YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS

There's also "Furiously, with eye contact."

Judging by the commercials, it went from a cop show into a paramilitary show.  How far off am I?

Why should Fallon apologize on behalf of the Roots?  Do they not have computers and publicists or something?

I stopped playing Zelda after Link to the Past.  I loved it, and loved the NES ones to pieces but never cared to step up and play the followups because Nintendo's consoles since SNES didn't have any other good games for me.

They both said, "What?!" in response to Ted saying he met their mom in a strip club or something.

It was decent, but at the end of it, all I could think was, "Now that THAT shit's out of the way…"

Just saw it last night.  Funniest movie I've seen since Bridesmaids, but for all the wrong reasons.

[X = 500 - (price of painting) ] + (tips earned) = $0.  Apparently.

Loved it, thanks for the link.

I'm wildly disturbed that he believes her 0.7 seconds of screen-time on Thor 'almost ruined' it.

The comics have at least two strong female characters, both with flaws and strengths.  If anything, it's the men in the comics who are bland and one-dimensional, with the exception of Glenn.

Oh man, couldn't agree with this more.  Comics Andrea would RUN this show.