Sounds like some people I used to work with…

Spot scratches Geordi and Riker, gives birth to a litter of kittens, and turns into an iguana.  (Ha, imagine any of that actually happening in TNG!)

Rich, when you said you were Scottish, we took it for granted that your ancestors cut off people's heads… we've all read MacBeth, you know.

Hope you all had a great thanksgiving.  The missus and I went to a restaurant, since we don't cook very well, but it was very tasty.  Turkey, stuffing, many different veggies, and pecan pie.

That's pretty good, Closetalker… I just got around to looking at it today.  Rappin' Spock!

Yes, because the Disarray system is in the Neutral Zone, close to the Romulan border.

"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes… and passing them used lots of skill…"

Mmmm… tinfoil… makes me think of hot baked potatoes.  With butter and sour cream.

Yeah, Rich, the only problem is the next morning when the lady wakes up with a hangover, and is full of regret and anger for what she did… Um, or so I've heard…

How did Barbara Walters find this forum?

Actually, I'm not entirely sure I'm part Indian, but I like to bring it up to mess with people at work when they make racist remarks about them, just to start trouble.

I only visited Cleveland once, but I actually liked the place, even though that was back when everyone was slamming the town as though it was the worst place in America.

He did have a cool fight with Roger Moore in "The Man With the Golden Gun."  Though mainly, that movie stank.

Rich, I wish I could like this one more than once.

That could be true.  My family members claim to have traced back their roots, but I have not seen the evidence that they are actually Shawnee.   I am pretty sure, though, that whatever race we descend from, we are the lowest of the genetic detritus from that particular group.

Rich is on a roll this week.

RJ:  So what do you say when you hear the English say, "Everyone line up for the queue?"

Yes, alurin, but let's ask the Wampanoag and the Narragansett what they think of Mass. — if you can find any of them left…

Mein fuehrer, I can valk!

I saw that too.  It is reassuring in a way to know that the universe, at its most basic level, is crazy as a shithouse rat. Because I am, too.