I call dibs on a heavily rationalized B.

I call dibs on a heavily rationalized B.

I scrolled down this far just to see if anybody mentioned this. 

I scrolled down this far just to see if anybody mentioned this. 

In honor of metalheads everywhere, this is reasonable discussion 666.  Hail Satan, the Dark Lord.
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In honor of metalheads everywhere, this is reasonable discussion 666.  Hail Satan, the Dark Lord.
 \m/

Let us not forget the quality of their tranny porn.  Best in the world.

Let us not forget the quality of their tranny porn.  Best in the world.

This is actually a response to WBE below, but there is an event in track cycling called "unknown distance" where the judge decides on a random number of laps before the race starts, then you race until he rings a bell for last lap.  Its a strange one.

This is actually a response to WBE below, but there is an event in track cycling called "unknown distance" where the judge decides on a random number of laps before the race starts, then you race until he rings a bell for last lap.  Its a strange one.

Its an either or situation in a sprint, same as road cycling.  You always want to come from behind in a sprint, to take advantage of aerodynamics.  If you take off at full speed from the start.  you MIGHT blow the other guy out of the water, but if he/she catches your wheel, then they'll draft you to the finish line…

Its an either or situation in a sprint, same as road cycling.  You always want to come from behind in a sprint, to take advantage of aerodynamics.  If you take off at full speed from the start.  you MIGHT blow the other guy out of the water, but if he/she catches your wheel, then they'll draft you to the finish line…

I'm over 30, but then again, I shouldn't be trusted.

I'm over 30, but then again, I shouldn't be trusted.

Next to the average fixie riding barista, I look like a doughy, wheezing sack of shit.

Next to the average fixie riding barista, I look like a doughy, wheezing sack of shit.

As well, i can finally return to masturbating to Czech porn.  Our long national nightmare is finally over.

As well, i can finally return to masturbating to Czech porn.  Our long national nightmare is finally over.

Let's not forget the statutory rape.

Let's not forget the statutory rape.