So, Bobby, that hot chick from SVU you're married to-does she "go"? Is she a "go-er"? Does she she like "sport"?

We call it "Sleaze-Ville" for a reason, friend.

Its a shame to waste a perfectly good Monte Cristo.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's sweet funbags are a national treasure.

It sounds like
everyone in this movie needs a cock punch. That Kate Mara is an attractive young woman, though.

I was about a paragraph in when I thought "This sounds like Callahan's". I wonder if Spider Robinson is retaining legal council? And I had completely forgotten about Munden's Bar. Man, I loved Grimjack.

Maybe no enough of a dystopia
But the SQUID recording device from "Strange Days" was pretty cool. "You were just a 19 year old girl taking a shower"

Cram it in the boot
+100 internets to whomever can supply the names of the "Cram It In The Boot" girls. C'mon, you know you wanna.

On the "I've never cooked with a wok before" subject, as I just explained to the GF, putting a wok onto a home burner, or even a commercial range, is NOT cooking with a wok, its just using a saute pan with really high sides. Commercial ranges run between 20k and 30k BTUs per burner, whereas a commercial wok range is…

Dan Takes Five
This list does not include "Dan Takes Five" by the Georgia Satellites, therefore it fails.

LA-centric
1) Hmmmmm, an emphasis on LA based trucks. Wonder where the production company is located? Hmmmmmmmm?

Never in my life did I expect to see a reference to Ral Partha minis on the AVC. Thank you for that. Next thing you know we'll be discussing the relative merits of different "Traveller" rule-sets or some other equally dated nerd past time.

Shut your whore mouth, Joni.

Triana
That Krysten Ritter girl really needs to start making a living at Venture Brothers cosplay.

My first official comment
After watching an episode of Eric Schaeffer's Showtime show, I decided that he is THE WORST HUMAN BEING WHO EVER LIVED. If I had Osama Bin Laden and Mr. Schaeffer in my sights and only one bullet, I wouldn't think twice.